Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Edited by Cegiofra: 8/1/2016 8:49:25 AMOh, soooo... Cyber is your modern equivalent, interesting :D
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Bumpity bump bump
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Edited by Edgy Fruit: 6/10/2016 5:23:19 AM"Welcome back"
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A substitute history teacher of mine, whose specialty was WW2, didn't know what heil hitler meant, WHAT ENGLISH WORD DOES -blam!-ING HEIL SOUND LIKE DUMBASS
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Lol so sad, but that someone likes me!
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Bump?
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I have a list. But I'll do one. "Math is basically math English with letters instead of numbers. It's pretty easy. Just don't mess up, just don't. Trust me."
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*feels golaty* Asks one of the boys to show my intelligence Me: so if you think your so smart Boy: my IQ is football *meesa face palms*
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Not heard buuuut once I decided to ride the bus home my 11th grade year. I noticed that some class mates were snorting cocaine right next to me, not the most intelligent thing to do on a school bus hahaha
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8th grade Algebra.[spoiler]Teacher how do you multiply letters?[/spoiler]
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What are those I swear to my entire time at the school I am at right now people have been saying that to everyone
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A kid brought his mom to school because he was being picked on. It helped a lot. [spoiler]Also, said mom had previously confided in a young lady we went to school with that she loved "doing it in the back of a vw bug", if you catch my drift.[/spoiler]
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Some kid spelt his name wrong and his school name wrong on his GCSE LOL
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We were reviewing for our constitution test, one of the vocab was amend. Teacher: What's another word for change? Random kid: ABORTION! He was dead serious too.
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Marihuana causes death and it destroys your brain. You have a high chance of becoming a criminal if you smoke it. [spoiler]kids at my school are getting brainwashed. [/spoiler]
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OP is lettuce
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Kid( 2nd grade): y are you so fat? Teacher: thats not a nice thing to say Kid: but you are fat Teacher: your going to the office right now Kid comes back to classroom with principal Principal: now apologize kid [spoiler]kid: sorry your fat teacher[/spoiler]
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Gov teacher: Okay class where's Germany? Kid: oh I got it Okay go put it on the board *he puts it where France would be, spells it Jeremy*
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Hitler was a bad guy
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Common Core
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Freshman, yelling out in science class; "CAT SHIT IS FALLING FROM THE BITCHES"- Who the hell knows? Not me.
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"Jar jar Binks is the best Star Wars character"