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10/31/2014 9:10:50 AM
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Xur has Patience and Time

Anyone else incredibly happy?
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  • 'Twas the night before Xur-mas, when all thro' the tower, The broom sweeping robot was cleaning, with furious broom sweeping power; The guardians were waiting, excitement in the air, In hopes that Xur would bring them sweet loots to wear; The Hunters were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Ahamkara's spine danc'd in their heads, And Warlocks in their trenchcoat, and Titans in their marks, Were dreaming about running through purple ball filled parks, When off in the shadow there arose such a noise, We all sprang from our beds to look at Xur's toys. Away to the merchant I flew like a flash, Ready to buy exotic loots, with all my strange coins as cash. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow, We had to buy the best gear, to prepare for The Dark Below; When, what to my wondering eyes, praise the makers!, But an exotic chest engram, and those gauntlets, Sunbreakers! With a big crowd growing, some praising RNGesus, I knew in a moment the earners would be on the forums trying to tease us. More rapid than eagles the tears they soon came, Some cursing and shouting, some wondering why they still played this game. "Now! Arcite 99-40, now! Cayde-6, now! Zavala, and Ikora Rey, "On! Lord Shaxx, on! Eva Levante, on! Speaker and Amanda Holliday; "I'll bomb this stupid tower! Burn down every wall! "I never get what I want! I'll murder you all!" As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly, Are those birds overhead or dragons in the sky; So up to the treetops the cursewords they flew, With the earners and haters - and whiners too: And then in a twinkling, I heard on the postmaster's roof They all disappeared in a big giant poof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney Deej came with a bound: He was dress'd all in fur, from his head to his toes, And his clothes were all dirty with tears, OH NOES; A bundle of complaints and suggestions was flung on his back, And he look'd like a peddler just opening his pack: His eyes - how they twinkled! his dimples how merry, His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry; His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow; The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a broad face, and a little round belly That shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly: He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laugh'd when I saw him in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, And fill'd all the stockings; then turn'd with a jerk, And laying his finger aside of his nose And giving a nod, up the tower's tree he rose. He sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle: But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of view- Happy Xur-mas to all, and from Bungie, "f-ck you!"

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    • I cried so many tears i dont need pvp whiners for a couple months..... so many tear sweaters!!!!!!!!

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    • I find my Plan C works sufficiently for most arc needs or if there's arcburn, but I might pick it up since I have a bunch of coins.

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    • Well that's good for him but you still haven't told me what weapon he has this week

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    • Nope! I already have it so no new gun this week sadly. GIVE ME AN EXOTIC SCOUT RIFLE XÛR

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      • I am over joyed my alt is in need of new Sniper rifle.

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      • Edited by WARCOLONEL: 10/31/2014 1:56:12 PM
        It completes my damage-types for snipers: P&T: Arc Icebreaker: Solar P's Revenge: Void Now I'll always be ready for ________burn modifiers. Also contains by favorite perk, Third Eye. I rarely use a primary w/o it.

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        • I already got it from the raid, what is he selling for the warlocks?

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          • I know a lot of people are pissed that's for sure.

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          • I spend a few hours to get this weapon and got it after 100 strikes. Now everyone gets it without any work. This is sh*t.

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            • Not really. In pvp preadyth's revenge is more stable and in pve I'll take ammo regen and higher impact any day. My arc supremacy can dish out more damage in an arc burn scenario. Doesn't really fit any need I have. Was actually the lowest want on my exotic list (out of the 7 exotic weapons i still need). That being said you bet I'm gonna buy it, gotta get um all.

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            • Edited by the UPS guy: 10/31/2014 2:02:59 PM
              So nobody will think I'm cool anymore when they see me with mine?

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              • Yup me!!!!! Only gun I wanted and I got it just in time to use its arc damage on those god forsaken Knights on the Xyor the Unwed strike for the thorn. Two exotics bagged today! I'm done til the DLC.

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                • No I already got mine :D nightfall this week incredibly happy

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                • I bought only becuz my goal is to get most exotics. One down lots more to go.

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                • Edited by Tekn0z: 10/31/2014 12:36:37 PM
                  Patience and Time sucks for PvE. Invisibility is useless in PvE because after 1 shot you lose the invisibility, right? Ice Breaker much better and probably much higher damage output as well. Saving my coins with this one. Nothing to buy from Xur this week for me.

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                  • Can't speak. Must cuddle with Patience and Time.

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                  • Well at least the crucible will be filled with players camping with PT. Not complaining just pointing out the obvious.

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                    • Which sniper rifle is better, the Icebreaker or Patience and Time,

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                      • Only have 10 coins, oh well.

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                        • I'm going to buy it , i earned my strange coins so this my reward, i think icebreaker is better though i used that and the regime to beat xyor by myself.. Hour and a half light work

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                          • I'm at work. Mind telling me everything else he has? What for the warlock?

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                            • Do you guys think X'ur should??? A) Randomly generate what's he selling but it's the same for everyone B) Stay the way it is right now where bungie decides what he sells C) Randomly generate what he sales but it's not the same for everyone D) Be removed from the game

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                              • WAT

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                              • I already have the icebreaker and the legendary sniper the curse, which has a high fire rate and good stability. Do you think I should buy patients and time if I have 21 strange coins?

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                              • It's really good for arc burn nightfalls, but doesn't get much standard use. If I'm going to commit a secondary slot to an exotic, it won't be for PnT. Fun gun, usable, not setting the world on fire by any means.

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