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7/31/2014 7:25:17 PM
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Whats going to be the first thing you do just before you put Destiny on (funny)
I'm going to gaffa tape my daughters potty to my butt, finish drinking the twelth double esspresso and eat three Boosts. Then I'll put the Destiny disk in.
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#Destiny
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Edited by HeliosGaming: 8/1/2014 8:14:43 PM2 monsters, 2 bags of spicy inferno chips at my side before I put the disc. Try to get sick on purpose so I can miss school for a day or two XD
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Stock up on increadibly unhealthy snacks/drinks, turn the light off, put headset on, and lock the door
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My wife will make me put clothes on. Who cares its not like anyone will see me. If they did there eyes would burn out and I would beat them in pvp!
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Curse the east coast for being 3 hours ahead of me.
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I think i will be to sick to go to school then and beceause i have awsome parents i will playing a week non stop maybe a half
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8 RepliesKill my wife and children.
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Edited by Clucked Fuster: 8/1/2014 7:58:53 PMOpen the game case and insert the disk into the ps4......
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1 ReplyGo to -blam!-ing school because it's Tuesday!
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2 RepliesQuite doing homework
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Poop/pee, get water and some snacks. Done.
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3 RepliesBrew a nice vanilla nut creme tea with goats milk and eat a caprese salad made with fresh beed steak tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella (covered in balsamic, olive oil, and fresh basil obviously)
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ever since I was a kid, I also take a piss before gaming sessions.
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2 RepliesFapfapfapfap...
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1 ReplyEdited by Salty Wiggens: 8/1/2014 6:42:10 PMMake some pizza rolls sit down and just listen to the title screen music for a few minutes. Oh and put up caution tape around the whole room so nobody else can get in but that's no big deal right?
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2 RepliesQuit my job Fake my death Might be to excessive.....not sure
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Was thinking about holding up the FedEx guy to get early access to destiny and well maybe giving away the other copies to the unfortunate x1 gamers they need loving to..
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Prepare multitude of hotpockets and pizza bagels. Cut hole in floor under chair and inside of couch, place toilet seat over couch. Unwrap plastic off of game box and bask in the glory that is my destiny Gorge myself on cooked pizza bagels and hotpockets Play destiny on new wall size plasma TV I got with a dead mans credit card. If they can't find the body how can he cancel them?
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2 RepliesEdited by Juggernaut JSA: 8/1/2014 5:42:42 PMPlan 1: Barricade the windows. Cut all ties with family and friends. Buy 10 years if canned food, bottled water and energy drinks. Buy a ton of adult nappies (diapers). Dramatically lean outside my house and say "goodbye cruel world!"and then proceed to barricade and lock my front door. Plan 2: Fake my own death with a suicide note saying that I jumped from the top of Tower Bridge and fell in to the Thames. Go to my hideout in the Isle of Wight in a lonely shack with my Destiny disk, Xbox, modem and supplies. Live life to the fullest.
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I think you might have just made your heart explode?
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Edited by Praeclarus: 8/1/2014 5:36:03 PMBang the wife eat a great dinner grab a 2 liter of mt dew and make sure my little hellions go to sleep
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1 ReplyBong worship.
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Take my pants off.
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7 RepliesEdited by Velka's Crow: 7/31/2014 9:46:40 PMStock a mini fridge with Monster, Dr.Pepper, Flaming Hot Cheetos, pre-made grilled cheese, and then I'll make sure I have my Shit Bucket and plenty of TP on standby. You're not a real gamer unless you've got a Shit Bucket.
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2 RepliesSubmit a death certificate and obituary, who's going to make a deadman stop playing?
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3 RepliesHope chugging 3 Rockstar energy drinks in 5 minutes won't kill me.
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Steal a case of Noz from the midnight launch at GameStop.
