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7/31/2014 7:25:17 PM
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Whats going to be the first thing you do just before you put Destiny on (funny)
I'm going to gaffa tape my daughters potty to my butt, finish drinking the twelth double esspresso and eat three Boosts. Then I'll put the Destiny disk in.
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#Destiny
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-blam!- my girlfriend
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Lock all doors. Close all curtains. Proceed to put on my replica Titan armor I made out of foam during the August wait. During download make mad dash to get all supplies ready to sustain life, then run around my living room doing nova bombs an shooting my wife an kid with the nerf riffle I converted to look like an auto riffle any time they try to enter the room. Then right before I push start.... say to self... I am a titan.
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1 ReplyEdited by FamousDeezy: 8/6/2014 7:14:03 PMHave sexual intercourse with my fiance while it's downloading, as I'm not going to get any for awhile after that. Take a shower, then have a final meal with my family, and let them kno they won't be seeing me for awhile as I go to my man cave for about a week hahahaha
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2 RepliesEdited by Wolfmother: 8/2/2014 11:40:09 PMCry while I play cause I'll have school the Next Day ;(
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the game should be downloaded via digital copy for me so no waiting. Round 1030-11 prob roll 3 L's. Take those to the face, 12 am hits and I'm freshly faded, ready to play.
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3 RepliesBreak my leg at work claim disability for 6 weeks my wife loves me so she will give care and baby me till I am at full health again 6 weeks of straight destiny.............. it will be like heaven
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I need to fly home from Spain and hope it's been delivered while I'm away. If not I'll most likely be found sobbing in the corner.
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Cry dear god I am going to cry happy tears
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[quote]OCULIS RIFT[/quote]
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Sleep.
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Your going to need that potty bud
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Stock up on BAWLS, and drink that for the first 48 hours of release. [spoiler]My body is ready.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Mafiosotonio: 8/6/2014 8:44:28 PMMini wheats... I'm going to pour a nice bowl of mini wheats then stare at my screen as I chew the cereal piece by piece then once I finish drinking the last drop of milk i will look at the screen again then over to chubs (my ghost) and say "Welp only 2 more hrs to go" then chubs will tell me "he is not going back in that box" then ima be like "you damn right who else would I talk too" :(
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Nothing, I'm gonna cut that case open with a knife and plop it in because I've got five more weeks to wait and that's long enough postponement to put it in.
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Write my will.
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[quote]Whats going to be the first thing you do just before you put Destiny on (funny) [/quote] Not as funny as the fact that it'll actually be the [b]last [/b]thing you do just before you put Destiny on.
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Set up chair. Grab a beer. Smoke a bowl. Start game. Get yelled at probabaly around 3 hours later.
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Create a GUARDIAN
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Open the case
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Get off my shift from gamestop Rush back to my dorm room Make sure my room mate is either gone, awake, or sleeping (if the 3rd option, put earmuffs on him) Rip open my ghost edition Praise the ghost replica and place it in the perfect spot on my work desk Quickly look at cool collectable stuff-they can be analyzed later Start my download, the disc now snug in my X1 Make sure the mini fridge is stocked with Mtn dew Do any remaining homework (though honestly the entire weeks work load will be completed) Once DL is complete, bask in Destiny's glory ***Have frying pan close by to knock out room mate if necessary
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3 RepliesEdited by Snicklebits: 7/31/2014 8:27:52 PMSmoke to many bowls during the install and forget what I was installing.
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14 RepliesEdited by TeslaDoc: 8/1/2014 5:13:24 PM[quote]I'm going to gaffa tape my daughters potty to my butt, finish drinking the twelth double esspresso and eat three Boosts. Then I'll put the Destiny disk in.[/quote] It's kind of a ritual with several steps: Send the wife and kids to visit gramma. Call in sick. Claiming a major organ transplant ought to be good for at least 3 weeks. Put a threatening sign on my front door to keep folks away. Disconnect doorbell just in case. Update firmware on PS4 and TV. Check all connections and cables. Get 2 new controllers in case I burn one out. Keep one charging at all times. Buy a gross of adult diapers because a poo bucket takes time to use and requires aiming. Buy 10 crates of Red Bull. Start the game download as soon as possible. I hear there is a pre-download that starts a few days before the game goes live. Close all the blinds to keep ambient light to a minimum. Plug in my portable cooler beside my couch. Make 100 sandwiches and put them in the cooler. Pray that they have better balanced vehicle use on the crucible maps. Plug in mic. Set alarm to get up 10 minutes before midnight on September 8th. Turn on my PS4. Start an IV for nutrient fluids. Watch the clock tick past midnight. Take a deep breath and press X.
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3 RepliesEdited by Heinrieck: 8/1/2014 10:16:34 PMAfter arriving home from midnight release, I will: [b]1. Put of my custom "Bungie Day" shirt. 2. Put on my try-hard pants. 3. Put on my Boba Fett helmet. 4. Throw my Xbox 360 in a garbage bin. 5. Put my hand-crafted dinklebot next to my arm. 6. Put my 24-pack of Mountain Dew next to me. 7. Put in the disc. 8. Tell my wife I love her and that she has to buy her own copy. 9. Wait 35 minutes while it installs. 10. Open game and proceed straight for the Purple Ball.[/b]
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1 ReplyPop in some CCR. Clean out the space under my bed. Replace bed with Coffin. Move Mini fridge into bedroom. Move toilet and all required plumbing into bedroom. Seal the door with Cement and cinder blocks. Unwrap game, experience god rays of unknown origin. Burst into flames and fall into coffin.
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Play the whole gundam UC soundtrack on repeat ,get mtn dew ,lock door insert disk,die happy
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1)Put my lucky underwear on 2) Get a pack of Mountain Dew 3) Get my stack of purple balls and put them next to me so I can hug them to help me get through the install 4) Play destiny till I can't feel my fingers
