[quote][b]Oldfag Sparkles[/b] - A deranged, sociopathic, euphoric transhumanist who loves to argue with whoever disagrees with him even slightly and was banned for threatening to murder a classmate. Faps at every opportunity he gets to rustle some jimmies. Will probably be found circlejerking alongside the other British users or touching his testicles while reading Friedrich Nietzsche.[/quote]This is cute. Did you come up with this one all by yourself?