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Edited by Punisher of Porcelain™:
3/15/2025 12:51:32 AM
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*Pulls out BFG 10000* “Can I test my new fuel rod cannon on you mister?” UwU
*BFG Division starts*
[spoiler]cant belive i -blam!- said “uwu” 💀🔫[/spoiler]
English
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UWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGFGHHHHH...? *The beast sizes you up with a hideous black olive "eye" * RRRRAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAGGGGHH *it raises a massive cheezy pseudopod to crush you with molten hot dairy*
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Edited by Punisher of Porcelain™: 3/15/2025 7:29:44 PM*BFG 10k charges and shoots* *The pizza monster implodes in a giant cheesy explosion * [spoiler]imagine a small ahh grunt destroying a giant pizza monster[/spoiler]
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*The Pizza Monster is Blasted by the BFG900, and appears destroyed, but your confidence is dashed as it reforms and continues its rampage of destruction. Another cheezy glob flies forward attempting to trap you in it's scalding mass.*
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Edited by Punisher of Porcelain™: 3/16/2025 3:40:39 PM“*sigh* I hate being able to predict the future” *pulls out gmod gravity gun and yeets thy to Azura’s kingdom* “WOE, GMOD UPON THEE CHEESY [i]CRUST[/i]ATION” “Also you will be payed in little ceaser coupons if you can destroy thine for meeeee!” *the awesome doom music fades away and the monster start to hear elden ring environmental music*
