And this guy walks up to me and says, "hey man take this coupon, the foods really good at this place" And I'm like "no thanks, I'm good" and he starts following me asking me to just take the coupon. so I continue to say " no I don't want it. The guy smelled like poo so I think he was grifting or something. But he keeps following me and asking me how my day is going and I'm trying to polite and all so I say "Ah well I'm alright, how about you" to which he replies "I'd be alot better if you'd take this coupon". Now I look at the coupon and it seems nondescript, can't read where it's from, its folded in fours. "well can I see it?" I ask. He says "no, you have to just take it." Now i'm getting irritated, this guy is bothering me, he keeps following me down the road and he wants me to take this Mystery coupon which I have no idea where it comes from, the guy smells like literal crap, and now he's starting to aggressively pitch this god-damned coupon like he's selling a used car. I finally turn to the guy and ask him "If I take this fricking coupon will you leave me the heck alone" He says yes, I take the rolled up coupon, and he bolts. I notice the coupon is wet, and as I unfold it a single rotten looking tooth falls out. After scalding the flesh off of my fingers at home and scrubbing hands raw after handling this Homeless Tooth-fairy's dental gift of gum rot. I looked at the coupon and noticed it was for McDonalds- not only did he give me is filthy diseased ridden tooth, but he lied about the food being good. Kept the tooth though, who knows what magic hobo-teeth contain.