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Edited by Beastmaker129:
10/25/2020 12:38:54 AM
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Agamemnon is my homie. Plus Paris is an idiot for stealing another guys girl. Evidently the Bro Code didn’t exist in Troy.
[spoiler]ugh. Another joke that everyone takes seriously helige schiebe[/spoiler]
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Even Hector: Troy comes before--- Paris: I'm not listening! Hector: Just because the goddesses let you doesn't mea-- Paris: It's too late now! *And then all of Greece comes down on their heads.*
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Agamemnon:The [b][i][u]F*** YOU JUST SAY?![/u][/i][/b]
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Paris: Aphrodite said I could! Priam and Hector: Shut up!!!
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Agamemnon:[b][i][u]WELL I DIDN’T ASK NOW DID I?! NOW OPEN THIS GIFT I SENT YOU! *turns behind me* quiet guys this little b!tch is never gonna expect this...[/u][/i][/b]
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Paris: IT'S NOT MY FAU---Oh, a gift? Well that's nice. Priam: I wasn't expecting this, that's actually quite decent of them. Hector, by now a ghost: ...Why didn't they do this before I got dragged through the dirt? Paris: Alright, we have a big horse. Only thing left to do is-- Priam: Send a thank you card? Paris: No, get drunk obviously.
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Agamemnon, Probably with cramps from squatting in the head so long:Dangit, why isn’t Paris already opened the gate?! Guys, how long have we been in here? Random Soldier: 3 weeks and counting boss. Agamemnon: Ugh. More waiting...
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Paris: I have a feeling we should bring the gift inside now. Priam: Yeah probably. Cassandra: *Runs over with torch in hand.* No! Stop! There's an army of Greeks inside the wooden horse! Paris: You're crazy, sis. Priam: You're grounded, Cassie. Bring the Horse inside!
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Agamemnon: Hm. She’s smart. Might leave her alive... Random Soldier Who Pays Attention To Things: Probably not a good idea sir. She’d betray us. Agamemnon: Good point. Kill her, and I get T-Bagging rights. Get ready men! Troy in flames awaits!!!
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[spoiler]Oof haha[/spoiler] Cassandra: I'm not crazy, I swear! Would a crazy woman do this!? *Charges the horse with the torch, but is stopped.* Paris: Well actually yeah. Priam: Return to the Wood Horse Party everyone, don't listen to Cassandra, she's always lying.
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The Soldiers with Back Cramps:Sir yes sir! *raises weapons in a dramatic way* Agamemnon: Now we wait...
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I mean....Paris was told by a goddess he could hit that sooooooo.....
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[spoiler]can no one tell this is a joke?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Its.....not really obvious [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wow. Just wow. [/spoiler]
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[quote]Agamemnon is my homie. Plus Paris is an idiot for stealing another guys girl. Evidently the Bro Code didn’t exist in Troy.[/quote] Bro Code is still a myth... ಠ_ಠ
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[spoiler]😂[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Not funny 😑[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sue me. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Dude I was going with the joke, why’d [b]YOU[/b] take it so seriously. Smh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]because supposedly it’s not that very obvious to everyone else...[/spoiler]
