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6/18/2020 2:01:25 PM
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Rain rain go away, come again NEVER BECAUSE I DONT WANT DEEP WATER ON MY LAWN!
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*the rain pools on your lawn and tigerman horrors rise from the blackened soup*
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Jokes on you, I don’t have a lawn! That was a joke. Wait....... [i]Blaze lands his ship on a field outside Offtopic, and takes a step out.[/i] “What the hell?”
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*The rain drops are like spatters of simmering oil on any exposed skin.*
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Blaze takes a step back into his ships doorframe. “Ow! What’s doing this?!”
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*from the passing storm you see the pools coalesce into horrors of twisted and tentacular voracious abominations, they surround you with hungry eyes that defy natural understanding and hideous multiple mouths lined with blackened razor-sharp teeth, the venomous oil of the deep dripping from salivating tongues of nightmarish vigor.*
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Blaze blinks a few times. “Oh. Ok.” He throws a lightning bolt at one, before hitting the button to close his ships door, and runs to fly back up.
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*The beasts set upon your ship as the door closes clinging to your ship as the the one you fired on smokes and burns. They reach into every crevice, attempting to force their way beneath the hardened armor plating.*
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Blaze tries to fly up and shake them off, shrieking “GET OFF MY SHIP!!!”
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*A few of the creatures fall away, butt one clings fast. It burrows and peels the armor from the engine housing and the panel falls away with a jolt, the sound of otherworldly screaming fills your mind.*
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Blaze starts flying lower to the ground, holding his head. “Ow! What are you things?!”
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*As you fly you see that you are approaching the city of Offtopic; a horrible gelatinous mass of tentacles writhes and rips office buildings and skyscrapers down around it, feeding it into the maw at it's base, you hear a cough in the engine, the creature is ripping into the ship!*
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Blaze starts breathing heavily, and tries to find a safe space to land.
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*Ahead you see one of the many brotherhood sky ports, a terrifying splatter sound from inside the ship sends a terrifying shiver down your spine*
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Blaze speeds up to get to the sky port. “Not as hard as an asteroid belt.........not as hard as an asteroid belt.....” he keeps repeating.
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*The ship, flies strait to the skyport as numerous warning alarms and requests to hold off fade beneath the terrifying crawling noise and the pounding on the cockpit door, you approach the platform at full speed*
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Blaze tries to slow down as much as he can to stay safe. “Could be harder......”
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*The retro thrusters fire and the ship skids to a stop on the platform a wrenching of metal on the cockpit door cries out that the barrier is failing*
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Blaze opens the door, and blasts lightning as soon as it opens!
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*The beast burns and screams as the engines sputter to a halt. You hear the rain slowing.*
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Blaze takes a peek at what’s outside his ship.
