Have you ever wanted an auto rifle that didn’t take a whole 3 magazines to kill a major? Or maybe one that can 2 shot in crucible? Or just a weapon you want to hate f[i]u[/i]ck the very ground your enemies stand on? Well do I have a gun for you! The catalyzed Cerberus +1. The standard “red” mode offers surprising range with the center pellet and punishing CQB for stopping pesky recluse user. And just about anyone not expecting to get face f[i]u[/i]cked by a spreadshot of concentrated piss off. The auxiliary “green” mode AKA get f[i]u[/i]cked mode, lacks in range but makes up for it with double damage and being able to sh[i]i[/i]t down any major enemies throat. Also boasting a 2 shot head shot in PvP. As well as rewarding people with the trigger finger of a metronome increasing the native 180RPM up to 260RPM! This mode hits so hard that if they kept the standard AR headshot damage it would 1 shot! Barrier champion pissing you off and you forgot anti-barrier rounds? Cerberus +1 doesn’t f[i]u[/i]cking care. After they drop it you stick the barrel down their throat and hold the trigger until there’s nothing but teeth clenched around all 4 barrels. So whenever you’re out there wishing that you didn’t have to reload for every yellow bar, or simply want to turn someone’s chest plate into a sieve. Think Cerberus +1.
Man at arms needs to make a video! [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]