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10/14/2019 7:59:36 PM
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The Beginning of the End

The wind picks up and the skies are blackened by clouds from the sea followed by a dense fog bank. As the fog clears, a single ship, [i]Winters Breath[/i], slides onto the beach with an entourage of dead whales and smaller sea life. Nil drops down from the deck and addresses the gathered crowd of heroes and soldiers all armed and aiming at her, "Now before any of you SHITS try anything..." she snaps her fingers and a bottle appears in her hand. [i]Winters Breath[/i] becomes a flurry of snow that flows into the bottle. She puts a cork in it, tosses it in the air, snaps her fingers again, and the bottle vanishes. "Magic!" Nil shouts, jazz hands. "Anywho, as you could probably tell from the smell of... rotting fish in the air...I have returned victoriously from my conquest of the oceans! Yay me, clap clap clap! To be honest, I'm not exactly thrilled with the smell, but I do enjoy the blood stained waters! That is very much my aesthetic! I wouldn't recommend swimming in it. There's, like, a LOT of sharks." She turns back to the crowd with an unnerving smile and a glint of madness in her eyes. "I'm rambling, theres a point! Let's get to it!" As the witch rambles on, the tide retreats. She raises a hand and begins silently counting. One, two, three, four, five... "This stinky fish smell isn't the only smelly smell stinking up the place. Theres a smellier stink that's been festering for awhile... all these armies, these massive war machines, these fleets of star ships, even viruses halo rings...these Gods and demons and dragons and uber powered mages..." One, two, three, four, five... "This constant escalation, this power creep... its killing this place. Arent you tired of it? Dont you wish we could go back to the old days when we were just Gunslingers, and Knights, and Robots, and Trash Witches living in the Dumpster out back?" One, two, three, four, five... "So that's what I'm here for! To wipe the slate clean! The Hard Reset! I'm going to wash it all away!" As she shouts this, she turns to where the ocean was, arms outstretched. An awkward moment passes, her arms fall to her sides and her shoulders droop. "Did I miscount?" Then, a wave appears on the horizon. "Ah! There it is...it looks awfully small..." she turns to the crowd, "What do you think? 40 feet? 60? Know what, let's just do a hundred. That sounds ridiculous, I love it." She raises a hand to the approaching wave and it grows in height. The witch turns back to the crowd with a frown, "Why haven't any of you attacked me? Oh, right, I Charmed all of you while you were distracted by the bottle." She snaps her fingers once more and the crowd reanimates. They mumble to each other, they shout for the witches head, they take a few steps towards her before they see the approaching wave. "You should be running, darlings..." Nil smiles again and the crowd flees. "As for me, I'm kinda gonna just sit he-" Nil is cut off as the water slams into her and she is swept away. The city was just hit with YUGE wave and everything is under water. What would you like to do? [spoiler]Water level! Everyone's favorite! I'm doing this off the top of my head with a vague plan, a few ideas, no sleep, an upset stomach, and a headache. Let us -blam!-in do this thing, my frens. [/spoiler]
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  • Edited by Beastmaker129: 10/14/2019 8:26:37 PM
    I appear as a massive red humanoid that is as high as you decide*(Don’t want you to get pissed at me again. A minuscule amount above the waves sounds good if you don’t mind or care) I start scooping heroes out of the water if I am tall enough to be above the waves*

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