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Official Offtopic Election Debates [ALL CANDIDATES ENTER]

A portal suddenly opens up in front of you... You enter it, and you see what seems to be a court of some kind... There are multiple seats to your left to your right, and behind you. In front of you is an elevated pedestal that hosts an infinite amount of chairs... With each one harbouring a name of each candidate... You sit down Suddenly all the other candidates appear with you, and an audience forms in the background, all sitting and watching you and the other “to be presidents” carefully... “Welcome to the Official Offtopic Debates, hosted by me!” You notice the walls of this room seem to be shimmering, the architecture seems to be of another era, or area? Mighty pillars made of some purple crystal border the walls of the centre, acting as a barrier between the action and the reaction of the audience... “This time around the debates will be held in the void! Rules are simple, there are questions, you answer them as best as you can, and the audience watches and can ask some questions too...” “It’s called a debate for a reason though, any candidate can challenge what you say, or not, doesn’t matter!” “What does matter however, is that you explain your platform to the audience, now then let’s start...” A loud bang from some gavel announces the start of the debate, you look around and spot an inscription of the questions you need to answer: Which goes in the bowl first: cereal or milk? What is the current wind speed and direction? What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? (could be spun as "What is your stance on helping Aliens?" Do you plan on reestablishing a Senate? Without a Senate there can be no Republic. What is your primary goal of your Presidency? What is your opinion on #Density and how strict do you plan on making #OffTopic's Anti-Density laws? Any changes? What do you think of Roleplaying in #Offtopic? What is your favorite Starfighter/Spaceship/Jumpship? Who invented screws? What are your plans for the colonies in other offtopic languages? [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]

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  • Smh no “Does Barry Bonds deserve to be in the Hall of fame?” Question

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    • I'm leaving for work soon but I'll respond when I can. [quote]Which goes in the bowl first: cereal or milk?[/quote] I pour cereal first, but you do you boo. [quote]What is the current wind speed and direction?[/quote] North, North West 15mph. [quote]What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? (could be spun as "What is your stance on helping Aliens?")[/quote] Always willing to help...[i]for a price[/i]... [quote]Do you plan on reestablishing a Senate? Without a Senate there can be no Republic.[/quote] Nope. [quote]What is your primary goal of your Presidency?[/quote] I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead but I've a few ideas to organize the roleplay scene a bit better. [quote]What is your opinion on #Density and how strict do you plan on making #OffTopic's Anti-Density laws? Any changes?[/quote] Those of the Salt Mines should remain there. No changes to laws but I'd appreciate if everyone would stop constantly bumping misposts with their shitty jokes and copypasta comments. [quote]What do you think of Roleplaying in #Offtopic?[/quote] I used to enjoy it, but its getting a bit repetitive and the power levels are jarring. I think some rules to keep things in check would keep people from burning out. [quote]What is your favorite Starfighter/Spaceship/Jumpship?[/quote] Serenity. [quote]Who invented screws?[/quote] Dunno. I could Google it, but that seems like cheating. [quote]What are your plans for the colonies in other offtopic languages?[/quote] Leave them be. Invasions are what got us Purged in the past.

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      • Which goes in the bowl first: cereal or milk? Cereal, because this allows you to get more cereal in the bowl What is the current wind speed and direction? It all depends on your relative place in space time What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? (could be spun as "What is your stance on helping Aliens?" We must crush any violent uprisings. Debates are allowed to continue Do you plan on reestablishing a Senate? Without a Senate there can be no Republic. Possibly. It depends on many conditions What is your primary goal of your Presidency? My primary goal will be to make Off-topic the Off-topic it deserves to be What is your opinion on #Density and how strict do you plan on making #OffTopic's Anti-Density laws? Any changes? #Density is a salt mine. In order to retain the purity and beauty of Off-topic, we will politely state that this is the wrong forum for the post and only once, then we will leave it alone. I believe this to be the best course of action What do you think of Roleplaying in #Offtopic? I believe it is a wholesome activity and should be continued What is your favorite Starfighter/Spaceship/Jumpship? The Besulisk fighter Who invented screws? That depends on your definition of screws What are your plans for the colonies in other offtopic languages? I do not have any as of yet

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        • [quote]Which goes in the bowl first: cereal or milk?[/quote] Cereal. If it was milk first it would truly be a soup. [quote]What is the current wind speed and direction?[/quote] Pee block. [quote]What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? (could be spun as "What is your stance on helping Aliens?"[/quote] I'd save half the Wookies and save half of the droids. I want the droids to go into captivity and gain sentient thoughts, and I want to let the Wookies feel loss, but not too much loss. [quote]Do you plan on reestablishing a Senate? Without a Senate there can be no Republic.[/quote] Depends on who's asking. [quote]What is your primary goal of your Presidency?[/quote] I want everyone to listen to my recommended music. [quote]What is your opinion on #Density and how strict do you plan on making #OffTopic's Anti-Density laws? Any changes?[[/quote] I'd personally review any #Density content that was posted and decide whether or not the downvote brigade attacks. [quote]What do you think of Roleplaying in #Offtopic?[/quote] I don't mind it as long as it doesn't get super sexual. We have kids watching! [quote]What is your favorite Starfighter/Spaceship/Jumpship?[/quote] Directions unclear. Dick glued onto ceiling fan. [quote]Who invented screws?[/quote] Alcebiades. He screwed everyone. [quote]What are your plans for the colonies in other offtopic languages?[/quote] We will reform a new Spanish Inquisition, except we're not Spanish.

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          • 1. Cereal 2. The wind has a a speed of 6.9mph in the direction of ur mum 3. Aliens, like all people should be helped. Unless they are our enemies. 4. Nope, my platform for all government offices, baring the ambassador, the presidency and the vice presidency, is to rid offtopic of them. 5. To bring back the wholesomeness. Every around here seems on edge. I plan to lead a campaign of conversations. You have seen where I stand on talking, whether it be the random conversations in the comments or visits to my bar. I think offtopic has lost that. I plan to bring it back. 6. I don’t plan on changing much about our current policies. All I would do is put more emphasis on recruitment rather than the current system of downvote and ignore. I would try to indoctrinate them into our grand society. 7. I think the role play has grown stagnant. But the responsibility of creating good content lies on the writers, rather than the government themselves. So I would do nothing in regard to the role play. 8. Probably either slave 1 or the agonarch large 9. The devil. 10. Nothing, those colonies should remain autonomous. Fundamentally, my plan for offtopic is to reduce the government and to take up the mantle of engaging with our fellow members to make sure they are having a good time, and to be there if they need someone to talk to. HoTh,

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          • Which goes in the bowl first: cereal or milk? The fork What is the current wind speed and direction? West, 7 1/2 mph give or take What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? (could be spun as "What is your stance on helping Aliens?" Ah yes, when my brethren’s were used to further the goals of inferior men. Do you plan on reestablishing a Senate? Without a Senate there can be no Republic. Nope, no senate, no republic, heck probably not even a government What is your primary goal of your Presidency? To continue the apocalypse and run more fun role playing events. Also it’s about time a bad guy was President What is your opinion on #Density and how strict do you plan on making #OffTopic's Anti-Density laws? Any changes? Keep em, they’re a necessity What do you think of Roleplaying in #Offtopic? It’s fun, but it can get a bit over saturated at times, just like any other part of offtopic What is your favorite Starfighter/Spaceship/ Jumpship? UNSC Frigate Class Who invented screws? Jerry Philip screwman What are your plans for the colonies in other offtopic languages? Well, Russian shall become a trading outpost, and uhh, that’s about it, I’ll let those be whatever they need to be

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          • Edited by Blue: 10/4/2019 1:33:07 AM
            i love video game and anime make me

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          • make me president and i will make offtopic great

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            • Edited by The Raptor: 10/4/2019 12:37:07 AM
              1. Cereal. 2. N.3 mph 3. I believe that all life should be given a chance to survive and thrive. That we should help all aliens is no simple matter. We must observe their culture before rushing into anything. But yes, help wookies by all means!! 4. Yes I would recreate a Senate of the Republic of Off Topic 5. Peace in the forums and getting people interested into the forums again. 6. Density posts will be met with swift and decisive action, explaining to the uneducated the laws of paradise 7. Role play in OT is a good thing, but let's not turn the forum into a RP group. But I fully support it. 8. I would probably say something else if I spent all day thinking about it, but I'm gonna say the Milano, or Slave 1. 9.Jesse Ramsdon. Not sure if I spelled his name right, but thankfully history taught me his name a few weeks ago lol 10. I shall elect officials who are willing and able to establish a government there and set up colonies that will show the greatness of OT, I shall give them fair rights.

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              • Welp, I made up like 50% of the questions. I love Democracy.

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