Ah yes, the [i]long con.[/i] currently in progress for me.

This makes me hopeful, thank you... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]

...wait what

Smart? I’m kinda smart yeah. Gorgeous? If Medusa saw me, she’d turn to -blam!-ing stone

[quote]Ring, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, one I often employ. And one I might put into action if I ever feel “more than friends” (spoiler alert, might be a long -blam!-in time) Throughout my high school years, instead of chasing girls and skirts, I decided to do the opposite. Ignore them. Focus on my schoolwork. I found out (the hard way) that the longer I friendzoned THEM and tried to be as productive with my work as possible, they basically kept coming at me with frickin proposals left and right. Hell I had 5 girls ask me out to prom (3 of which I’m sure were mostly joking) and to which I said no. AND THEY STILL KEPT COMING AFTER ME. If they were any more insane I would’ve gotten a restraining order. To this day I think several of them are still infatuated with me, even though my weight is the combined proportion of every single damn continent in the world. My advice to you is to let them come to you. Focus on your work, but still be nice to them. Play the long game. If that doesn’t work...I’ve got nothing.[/quote] Lmao ^^ good advice. Watch the pigeons. If only nature worked in the same way. Imagine the male pigeon. Fück you...... I’m just going to eat this seed and ignore you. Flocks of flustered females later.

[quote]Ring, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, one I often employ. And one I might put into action if I ever feel “more than friends” (spoiler alert, might be a long -blam!-in time) Throughout my high school years, instead of chasing girls and skirts, I decided to do the opposite. Ignore them. Focus on my schoolwork. I found out (the hard way) that the longer I friendzoned THEM and tried to be as productive with my work as possible, they basically kept coming at me with frickin proposals left and right. Hell I had 5 girls ask me out to prom (3 of which I’m sure were mostly joking) and to which I said no. AND THEY STILL KEPT COMING AFTER ME. If they were any more insane I would’ve gotten a restraining order. To this day I think several of them are still infatuated with me, even though my weight is the combined proportion of every single damn continent in the world. My advice to you is to let them come to you. Focus on your work, but still be nice to them. Play the long game. If that doesn’t work...I’ve got nothing.[/quote] Wise advice. Never give chase. Those who seek that are bound to look for it else where if that attention is not consistent enough to their standards. Play it cool, be non-chalant and wait. Hook, line and sinker. Your bound to make a worthy catch.