I hate you.
You never let me do anything fun.
And mom is way cooler.
Also, you're not my real dad
You just kinda waltzed into our life and changed everything
Thought you could just plop right into the chair and start your cruise.
Well I see through the lies.
I know you're just doing it for the money, Xombie.
Stay away from my mother!
Love
Speaker.
PS- I used your Car, there's no gas in it
PPS- We need groceries, we're out of toilet paper, I used the last roll
PPPS- What's brown and sounds like a bell?
[spoiler]Dungggggggg![/spoiler]
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“You can call him Father, you can call him xombie, you can call him xronad. You can call him a dirty son-of-a--blam!-, but if you EVER call him Daddy again, he’ll finish this fight.”