Dear Off-topic, Many if not most of you know by now about my, and others', charges against a slew of users of corporate espionage and illegal activity. Yesterday an innocent user had an attempt on their life by one of the criminals. These criminals, known as the Society of Daggers, have repeatedly denied any connection to each other even as they defend, bunp, and endorse each other's companies and services. They have gone so far as to edit posts to attempt to erase the evidence of the Society's existence, but Offtopickles are not fools even if we play at being so sometimes. *** The following links are photos taken by an inside agent of mine in the Society's camp. They denied being in a group together? I have proof. They denied NightHawk ordering the assassination? I have proof. --In addition, the Society was planning on attacking Derpy Taco's baguette stock pile at 5:30 this very day. The photos do not lie and even should you choose not to believe them, it is wholly believable that former members of Toaster's Outlaws would commit these crimes.-- -Proof of Assassination: https://i.imgflip.com/2vwu4m.jpg -Proof of Raid on Derpy Taco: https://i.imgflip.com/2vwu4m.jpg I call all of Off-topic to witness that these men have committed crimes against the people and are to be taken out with extreme prejudice. It is with the aid of Lee the Sheriff that I make this proclamation and with the inherent virtue of my training as a knight of Molasses. [spoiler]Oh, Toaster they also wanted to attack you at some point.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Illegal groups that have taken a part in these crimes include: The First Bank of Off-topic, the White Owl Club, and Lays.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I would like to thank my spy for getting these pictures. You have done an excellent job making yourself seem to be the greatest among the Society's assets. As per your wish, you shall remain anonymous. [/spoiler] Attack us if you will, NightHawk, but I recommend surrendering to Off-topic now before this gets ugly. If you do not, I declare open war. [u]The Cookie Batter Bombs in the First Bank of Off-topic detonate in a whir of unstoppable holy fire. The Fire of Bernthal ignited the batter, turning into instant cement.[/u] All of Off-topic is your enemy, I suggest you run. UPDATE: MY SPY, JOSEY WELLS, HAS DETONATED A BERNTHAL COOKIE BOMB IN THE SOCIETY'S MAIN BASE. I'M ADDITION, SMILING SERPENT HAS CURSED BERNTHAL THEREFORE HE HAS COMMITTED HIGH TREASON.
Okay again, I just moved here. Somebody please give me a timeline so I can figure out what is going on