I understand completely, Batman given time, cant fool most security... Luckily *The Serpent grins* Our security and service is not like most.
Perhaps I could give you tour of a medium security vault. That should be enough to convince you that our security and service standards are above and beyond what a mere Batman is capable of.
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While that would be nice, I still need to have it available for......sexy parties.......of a sort.....
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Edited by Speaker: 3/11/2019 2:34:17 AM*Turns to a nearby aide* Did you hear that, they won't do business because they need their product... We have failed... Our customer should be able to access their product at a moments notice!- Wait a mintue... they can! Our specialized quantum transportation system, allows you to withdraw your items anywhere any time. *The serpent Clicks his watch and a new suit jacket on a hangar materializes on a coat rack, he changes, and leaves his worn coat on the hanger before clicking his watch again; the coat rack vanishes* *The serpent Grins* We settle for nothing but the best, and as a member of the offtopic elite you are entitled to a lifetime account at little to no cost. Praise and Honor to the Church of Bernthal and molasses Cookies.
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Hhhhmmmm, tell you what, if you can convince HoTh, I would be willing to entrust you with Batman's Cape.....
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I spoke with HotH but they seemed reluctant to deal. If there were specialized needs Master HotH would require I'm certain we could provide them, perhaps we would allow them the joint use of your vault, we aim to please.
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Since we are co-owners of the Cape, I can not in good conscience place it in your care without his approval, sad to say. We must respect our business partner's wishes.
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So sorry to hear that. Best of luck with the cape.
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Thank you. Bernthal provides though.