I'm spooning beans into my mouth now
The beans are just right
They are chilli beans
The beans I'm eating are in chilli
I'm thinking of beans.
I'm sipping cold water
Chewing an ice cube
As I eat my beans I think
Of our savior
Lightening McQueen.
He crashed for our sins
The beans are almost gone now
A thin residue clings to the sides
Of my microwave safe bowl
That was not microwave safe.
I burned my -blam!-ing hand
I uttered imprecations at my bowl
But the beans were good
They reminded me of Lightening,
Lightening McQueen
I'm going to my final soon.
My final final.
With a cheat sheet and
A belly full of beans.
When I finish, when I win the race
As Lightening did
The beans in my belly will,
Well up into songs of praise
That my ass, jubilant,
Shall sing in praise of beans and
Edgeucashen.
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