So hows about I unpack this lingo salad then? [spoiler]Oldfig is a euphemism for something Bungie’s naughty speech police now ban for, and by anything but this site means mostly all the different sects of the site who’ve moved on to Discord and the likes. It also occurred to me that there’s a decent chance anyone seeing the phrase “9 years” in any form may think back to the opening of a certain Metal Gear Solid game released not to far back. Lastly, one of the internet’s many rules is that the Original Poster cannot be Inb4 in any thread.[/spoiler]