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2/16/2018 7:19:46 PM
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Impress and you shall receive a squid
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2 RepliesSometimes I think about the fact that if the universe is infinite, then there is a probability that somewhere in the universe, there is an intergalactic war going on with full on space ship battles
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1 Reply*impresses you*
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1 Reply*hits my head against a wall*
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3 Replies*presses im*
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1 Reply*unzips pants*
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1 ReplyWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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2 RepliesLooking in the mirror i'm embarrassed, i'm feeling like a suicidal terrorist. We act like an infant whenever you are mentioned. mind over matter never worked for my nemesis. i'm in the matter of man. Arm wrestling. Hand i was dealt when i said the music bidness was all i needed..... Kendrick Duckworth
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1 ReplyI will make America great again
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1 ReplyPenis
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1 ReplyI’m here with Chuck Squiddus. The most dangerous of all squids. He was once part of chuck Norris’s aquarium. He will ink u all. 🦑🦑🦑
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2 RepliesITT everyone gets a squid Nice
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2 RepliesSquid rap:Ocean in your eye I’ve been lost at see inking in my thoughts of just you and me
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3 RepliesSquids are the only aquatic animals that have beaks.
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1 Replyusing scientific evidence, i proved that someone's mom was gay
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1 ReplyI have the power of god and anime on my side
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1 Reply[spoiler]Pahanin?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyVampire squid live longest.
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1 ReplyThe inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
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1 Reply🦑 here’s my squid
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2 RepliesPeace is a lie there is only squid Through squid I gain strength Through strength power My chains are broken, the squid has set me free.
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1 ReplyIka is squid in Japanese.
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2 RepliesEw squids. They can all burn in hell and kept alive to feel eternal pain.
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1 ReplyI can dress an enraged 3 year old whilst wrestling a rambunctious 7 year old who doesnt understand "WILL YOU JUST GET OFF ME FOR FFFFFFFFFFFFLIPS SAKE"
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1 ReplyThat was close... really close there!
