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12/22/2017 4:16:37 PM
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When I was 8 years old...

Sup, This is going to be very weird, kinda. I and my older sister were outside. She was watching over me because I was too young to stay at home by myself. We didn't really talk much. But eventually, we went outside on the back porch. It was a very sunny day. Felt nice out as well. And I decided to take a piss. I had to go, and I didn't really want to go inside to piss. Because that requires time and effort. So I started to piss off the porch. Then something weird happened... I started pissing red. Like blood. I don't think I was hallucinating. I was pretty sure of it. I was a little apprehensive at first. Who wouldn't be? I told my sister I just pissed red. I tried to piss again to prove it.(keep in mind I was 8) But I couldn't. I was really perplexed by what just happened. And it never happened again. To this day I still don't fully understand what that was. I've never heard of anyone pissing red, or any color except for white or yellow. [b]P.S. [/b]Has that ever happened to anyone else? Or anything similar?

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    I was dating this girl and she loved to do reverse cowgirl. She got a bit too into it and bounced completely off, then landed back on me and bent me. I pissed blood for a few days afterwards and now Mr. Happy will not salute the flag if I am laying on my back. [spoiler]On the bright side, he happily goes to work in any other position.[/spoiler]

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