I am very sick, likely with the flu. I will probably keep this crap over Christmas, too. I need cheering up. Make me laugh.
Edit: Good news! I am NOT sick with the flu, I just have a very bad cold. I still want to laugh though, and everyone could always do with a laugh every now and then.
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1 ReplyMore laughs are needed.
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Find the playlist “important videos” on YouTube
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1 ReplyJust watch some Earthling Cinema. You'll know you've found it when you see his eyebrows.
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5 RepliesI'm Russian to make a joke right now, but my brain is Lenin me down, so I keep Stalin.
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2 Replieshttps://imgur.com/gallery/u3Ata
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1 ReplyIt’s time once again.
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3 Replieshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlXtBlHCEAAdNe_.jpg
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1 ReplyWhat’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet[spoiler]the bullet leaves the chamber[/spoiler][spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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Why did Sally fall of the swing? [spoiler]Because she got hit by a brick.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the feminist say to the boy who waved at her? See you in court [spoiler]Ok that was really bad[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by LittleLight: 12/13/2017 6:24:21 AMSay tuna sub backwards... [spoiler]Plznoban[/spoiler]
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As a kid I was made to walk the plank [spoiler]we couldn’t afford a dog [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Tri1k: 12/13/2017 3:03:51 AMWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]to get out of North Korea’s range [/spoiler] what do you do when your nose goes on strike? [spoiler]picket [/spoiler] roses are red Violets are blue I am glad You don’t have the flu!
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What’s the difference between babies and onions[spoiler]I cry when I chop up onions[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy did the console peasant cross the street? [spoiler]To render the buildings[/spoiler]
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1 Replyroses are red my friend is a whore a good laugh each day and your flu is lo more
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How to drive a UFO?
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2 RepliesWhat do you get when you put a bunch of olives in a large bucket and repeatedly hit them with a stone? [spoiler]Olive Oil[/spoiler] What do you get when you put a bunch of sunflower seeds in a large bucket and repeatedly hit them with a stone? [spoiler]Sunflower Oil[/spoiler] Now, how does one get Baby Oil [spoiler]You guessed it.[/spoiler]
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Stepbrothers the movie
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[i]r/woosh[/i]
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2 RepliesEdited by Ricochet 049: 12/13/2017 2:40:46 AMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4_R0_nL5zDE I’m not sure what video this is. But I copy pasted it before so I believe it’s comedic. [edit] Okay it’s not.. but you might laugh anyway, I’m huge fan but f the series.
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3 RepliesWhat did Santa say to the prostitute? [spoiler]Your a ho, ho, ho![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy cat is recovering [spoiler]from a massive stroke[/spoiler]
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Click to see a selfie of Ronin [spoiler]🖕🏻 👱🏼 🐛💤👔🐛 ⛽️ 👢 ⚡️8=👊🏻=D💦 🎺 🌂 💦 👢 👢 🙆 [/spoiler]
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Why did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler]To get to your house.[/spoiler] [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Do pigs reallybsnort