[quote] >I was only 9 years old >I loved Engra so much, I've read all the shitposts and threads >I pray to Engra every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Horse vag is love" I say; "Horse vag is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a Brony >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Engra >I called him a -blam!- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Engra! >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my little pony." >He grabs me with his powerful Horse hooves and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Engra >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Engra >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Engra >He Neigh's in a mighty Neigh as he fills my butt with his Horse cock >My dad walks in >Engra looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) now." >Engra leaves through my window >Horse cock is love. Horse cock is life.[/quote] Back when this land had identity, there was always one that was spoken of, either in fear or in praise. Many have forgotten the legend of such a noble man, but to those who still remember the feeling of being alive in the presence of man's destiny, I plead for you to once again bring forth the remembrance of Engrapadora, the prophet of pleasure through horses. And remember, all that dwell upon this site, the words of the prophet, spoken many times so long ago: "Horse vag and cock is love, my friends, horse vag and cock is life."