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12/20/2016 4:12:27 PM
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What is your best pick up line?
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1 ReplyI'm a little short, but I'll look a lot taller when you're on your knees
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Oh, I'm not actually this tall. [i]I'm just sitting on my wallet[/i]
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6 RepliesDid you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
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2 RepliesDo you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Hi my name's [name], but you can call me...... ANYTIME
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3 RepliesFrom 1-10, I think you're a 9. Only reason why I didn't give you a 10, is because I'm the 1 you need.
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9 RepliesRoses are red Your ass is from heaven But it's being kicked by Thelegend27
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6 RepliesEdited by TheRagingPine: 12/22/2016 7:48:10 PMMe- there are 500 bricks on a plane one falls out, how many bricks are left on the plane. Boy- 499 Me- what are the three steps to putting an elephant in a fridge. Boy- um... Me- open the fridge put the elephant in close the fridge. What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge. Boy- um... Me- open the fridge, take out the elephant put in the giraffe, close the door. The lion king is throwing a party what animal didn't make it. Boy-um... Me-the giraffe it's in the fridge. Boy- ha Me- Sally needed to cross a crocodile infested river, she didn't die why. Boy- because, um... 360 no scope. Me- nope, the crocodiles were at the lion Kong's party. Sally died anyway why. Boy- because of the um.. Me- because of the falling brick. So your picking me up at 8, cool see you Saturday.
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Are you an intel briefcase? Cuz I'd like to take you back to my place. [spoiler]Totally not stolen from the scooty booty mann[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesRoses are black Violets are black I see a red door and I want it painted black I wanna see your face painted black. Black. [spoiler]and before nobody gets the reference or I get banned.[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWho needs a pick-up line when you can have pick-up techniques? Make eye contact. Use her name often. Ask her questions about herself. Always steer the conversation to her. Speaking clearly and correctly never killed anybody. And Christ, would it hurt you to comb your hair and maybe pick up a sport?
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Sup bby ayyyyy lolllllll
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Those are some nice pants. But I wish you weren't wearing them. Youre hotter than the bottom of my laptop. Nice hair. Wanna mess it up? Do you like sleeping? (Yes) Oh cool me too! We should do it together sometime
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Hey you wanna go watch porn on my 50" mirror?
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Are you hitler? Cuz it's hot in here
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Edited by Jruong: 12/24/2016 10:54:47 PMRoses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Now get in the van
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1 ReplyHey, does this smell like chloroform to you?[spoiler]totally original I swear[/spoiler]
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My love for you is like diarrhea... [spoiler]i just can't hold it back[/spoiler] Your eyes are bluer than toilet cleaner.
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99% sure I heard this from somewhere, but oh well, I can't remember where. [spoiler]If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by KingGidorah: 12/22/2016 8:15:19 PMI will do to you what congress is doing to the American people. [spoiler]Thank you Quagmire[/spoiler]
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"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
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1 ReplyExcuse me pretty lady...can I buy you a fish sandwich?
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~consume enhance replicate~ //SIVA/ emergency/ (status:corrupt)~consume enhance replicate~
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1 ReplyAy girl, instead of you stabbing me with a knife, how 'bout I stab you with my shaft? [spoiler]I'm really into violent women.[/spoiler]
