We're -blam!-ed Democrats are -blam!-ed Republicans are -blam!-ed Independents are really -blam!-ed -blam!- -blam!-ity -blam!- -blam!- You get -blam!-ed You get -blam!-ed You all get -blam!-ed Trump will -blam!- us Hilary will -blam!- us Darrell Castle will -blam!- us Jill Stein will -blam!- us Gary Johnson will -blam!- us Tom Hoefling will -blam!- us Bob Whitaker will -blam!- us Gloria LaRiva will -blam!- us Emidio Soltysik will -blam!- us Alyson Kennedy will -blam!- us Chris Keniston will -blam!- us Monica Moorehead will -blam!- us Jim Hedges will -blam!- us Lynn Kahn will -blam!- us Scott Copeland will -blam!- us Gifford Abbott Jr. (Independent-Pennsylvania) Christopher Abernathy (Independent-North Carolina) Philip Adams (Free World Party-Georgia) Paul Adams (Independent-Connecticut) William Oren Adams (Independent-Louisiana) Danny Aguilar (Write In-Nevada) Robert Aldridge (Independent-Tennessee) Jamal Alkhaibari (Independent-Colorado) Darryl Allen (Independent-Washington) James Allen (Independent-Kentucky) Jeremiah Allen (Independent-Oklahoma) William Alsup (Independent-Kentucky) Joseph Altimari (Independent-Pennsylvania) Farley Anderson (Independant American Party-Utah) John Anderson (Populist Party-Michigan) Roland Aranjo (Independent-Arizona) Renny Arcaya (Independent-Texas) Aidan Arnold-Galati (Independent-California) Paul Asher (Independent-Florida) Frank Atwood (Approval Voting-Colorado) Dustin Baird (Write In-Utah) Ed Baker (Independent-Oregon) Jacob Baker (Work-South Carolina) Dennis Ball (America's Party of America-California) Joseph Bannerman (Independent-Alabama) Don Barnhart Jr. (Independent-Nevada) Parker Baro (Independent-Florida) Andrew Basiago (Independent-Washington) Adam Baxter (Independent-Utah) Chandler Benn (Independent-Wisconsin) Danny Bennett, II (United-Montana) Rhett Bergevin (Independent-Illinois) Joey Berry (Independent-South Carolina) Maryanne Bridget Berman (Independent American-New York) Randy Bizzle (Independent-North Carolina) Michael Blair (Independent-Washington) Piotr Blass (Write In-Florida) David Boarman (Independent-California) Chad Boisselle (Independent-North Carolina) Sheila Bolar (Independent-Alabama) Matthew Borman (American-Florida) Eric Borrell (Independent-District of Columbia) Robert Boris (Independent-California) William Bowhall Jr. (Independent-Alabama) J. Boydston (Write In-Colorado) Gregory Boyer (Write In-Oklahoma) Michelle Braithwood (Independent-Florida) Spencer Brandkamp (Write In-Arkansas) Joseph Britt Jr. (Independent-New York) Peter Breyfogle (Independent-Minnesota) Mark Brooks (Independent-Washington) Anitra Brown (Independent-California) Harley Brown (Independent-Idaho) James Brummett (Independent-Indiana) Sean Burns (Independent-Iowa) Doug Butler (Independent-Washington) Pamela Pinkney Butts (Independent-Ohio) James Byers (Independent-Indiana) Joshua Cady (Independent-Alabama) Scott Caldwell (Independent-Flordia) Johnnie Campbell (Independent-Iowa) Paul Cannaday (Independent-Michigan) Antonio Cannady (Independent-Florida) Emilio Carreon (Independence Party-California) Jerry Leon Carroll (Independent-California) Kristie Carter-Gutierrez (Independent-Tennessee) Michael Castillejos (Federal-New York) John Castillo (Independent-Texas) Cynthia Cavasos (Write In-Texas) Paul Chehade (Independent-Florida) Toney Chenyworth (Independent-Texas) John Chester (Independent-Vermont) Andrew Chung (Write In-Georgia) Christopher Cincotta (Independent-Colorado) Doris Cintron (Independent-California) Anthony Ciotti III (Independent-California) "Santa" Roy Clark (Independent-Kentucky) Todd Clayton Jr. (Chivalry Party-Washington) Douglas Clement (Independent-Missouri) John Cole (Independent-New York) Amy Conger (Independent-Ohio) Phil Cornell (Independent-Washington) Tom Corwine (Independent-New York) Regis Costello (Independent-Washington) Dakota Courtois (Independent-New York) Steven Covington (Independent-Virginia) Thomas Coyne (Independent-Ohio) Philip Crawford (Write In-Illinois) J.D. Criveau (Constitutionist-Virginia) Timothy Croston (Independent-California) Robert Crow (Independent-Ohio) Daniel Cummings (Independent-Wyoming) Travis Curl (Independent-Texas) Janka Cvorovic (Independent-New York) Kevin Deame (Pirate-Connecticut) Caesar St Augustine DeBuonaparte (Absolute Dictator-California) Frank DeCota (Independent-Massachusetts) Rocky De La Fuente (Independent-Florida) Arturo Del Hierro (Independent-Texas) Craig Dell (Independent-Virginia) Guy DeMarco (Independent-Missouri) Michael Dename Jr. (Independent-New York) Vickie Denz (Independent-Washington) Jennifer Depew (Independent-Michigan) Robert Devine (Independent-Wisconsin) Steve Dillon (Independent-North Carolina) Robert Dionisio (Independent-Georgia) Will Dodds (Write In-Iowa) Kenneth Domagala (Independent-New York) Kevin Donges (Independent-Ohio) Ned Donovan (Federal Party-Wyoming) David Doucette (Write In-Washington) Colin Doyle (Independent-Oregon) Art Drew (Independent-Pennsylvania) Nick Dubois (Independent-Virginia) Keith Duer (Write In-New York) Norman Dutra (Independent-Massachuetts) Andrew Elijah Mister Duffy (Independent-California) Larry Weldon Duncan (Independent-California) Christopher Dunn (Independent-Indiana) Mark Dutter (Independent-South Dakota) Jason Eddy (Independent-Arkasas) Jenny Edwards (Independent-Alabama) Katee Edwards (Independent-Alabama) La Resa Edwards (Independent-Georgia) Roderick Edwards (Write In-Indiana) Thomas Edwards (Write In-Texas) Claire Elliott (Independent-Georgia) Jonathan Elliott (Independent-California) David Epley (Independent-Kentucky) Frank Erwin (Independent-Indiana) Geby Espinoza (Write In-California) John Paul Eurton (Independent-Indiana) Jonathan Evans (Independent-Colorado) Souraya Faas (Independent-Florida) Mike Fahl (Cherry Picker Party-Utah) Sam Faldraga (Independent-New Jersey) Paul "Superman" Falkenberg (Independent-Wisconsin) Jacob Familoni (Independent-California) Charles Fanning (Independent-Virginia) Timothy Farkas (Independent-Ohio) Joseph Farrington (Independent-Michigan) John Ferguson (Eco/Green-Texas) Ken Fields (Independent-New York) Caleb-Michael Files (Independent-New York) James Finney (Independent-New York) David Flanders (Independent-Florida) Lori Fleming (Independent-Arkansas) Matt Flores (Write In-Illinois) Jason Flowers (Independent-Michigan) John Follansbee (Independent-California) Gregory Foster (Independent-Texas) Brian Franze (Independent-Texas) Will Froeber (Independent-Florida) Mark Frohman (Independent-Texas) Matthew Fuller (Write In-New York) Jeremy Gable (Independent-Pennsylvania) Jason Gambert (Independent-Arizona) Samx Garcia (Independent-Ohio) Edward Gardner Jr. (Independent American-New York) Jeff George (Independent-Florida) Neven Gibbs (Independent-Washington) Rocky Giordani (Independent-California) William Giordano (Write In-Pennsylvania) Steve Gladstone (Independent-Maryland) Todd Glore (Independent-Indiana) Josh Goellner (American Party-Texas) Kevin Gong (Conservative Party-California) Jeremy Gove (Independent-California) Mark Graham (Write In-Florida) Barry Grauman (Independent-Massachusetts) Hosanna Gray (Independent-Michigan) Clifton Greuter (Write In-Montana) David Grig (Independent-North Carolina) Athenia Guice (Indigo Party-Florida) Gregory Guillaume (Write In-California) Blue Hair Guy (Independent-Ohio) Dave Haen (Independent-Nevada) John Habjan (Constitutional Conservative Party-West Virginia) Martin Hahn (Independent-Oregon) Emanuel Hammond (Independent-Arkansas) Maxwell Hansen (Independent-Illinois) Raymond Harding (Constitutional-Virginia) Scott Harkins (Independent-Florida) Emelia Harris (Write In-Florida) Christopher Hart (Write In-Nebraska) Linda Hart (Independent-Texas) Ronald Hartsfield (Independent-Florida) David Hendrix (Independent-North Carolina) Phillip Hill (Independent-Pennsylvania) Sam Hoff (Independent-Delaware) Daniel Hogan (Independent-Missouri) Donald Hopkins Jr. (Independent-Arkansas) David Christopher Holcomb (Independent-Nebraska) Robert Holloway Jr. (Independent-South Carolina) Rick Hopkins (Independent-Michigan) Mark Houston (Independent-New Jersey) Bill Howard (Independent-Indiana) Richard Howenstein (Independent-Indiana) Michael Hubbell (Independent-Maryland) Frank Huber II (Independent American Party-Ohio) Jeff Huettl (Independent-Wisconsin) Eugene Hunt Jr. (Independent-Michigan) Christopher "Kaelas" Hurley (Independent-New Mexico) Samuel Levi Hurt (Independent-Pennsylvania) Paul Hurteau (Independent-Massachusetts) Patrick Irwin (Independent-Washington) Tom Irwin (American-Pennsylvania) Zoltan Istvan (Transhumanist-California) C.J. Jackson (Independent-Pennsylvania) Danny Jackson (Write In-Indiana) Roland Jackson (Independent-District of Columbia) Sarah Jackson (Independent-Utah) Khadijah Jacob-Fambro (Revolutionary-California) Paul Jacobson (Independent-Indiana) Steven Jacobson (Independent-California) Darin Janda (Independent-Washington) Michael Jenkins (Independent-Virginia) Gerald Jennings II (Independent-Colorado) O. Hope Jerio (Independent-West Virginia) Keya Jerry (Independent-Virginia) Edward Jewell Sr. (Independent-Indiana) Barry Johnson (Independent-Kansas) Ed Jones (Independent-Ohio) Ronald Jones (Independent-Florida) Sue Lisa Jones (Independent-Arizona) Terry Jones (Independent-Florida) Vincent Jones II (Bull Moose-South Carolina) Keith Josephs (Independent-New York) Anik Joshi (Independent American Party-California) WILL -blam!- US (YES, I DID GOOGLE THESE PEOPLE)