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6/6/2016 1:45:51 AM
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You're in charge of making first contact with aliens
What do you say to them?
I'd tell them to leave as fast as they can
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1 ReplyH- Oh hello. Are you the neighbors. Nice to meet you A-...static... H- Did you come to say hello, borrow some sugar, colonize? A- Sorry, we were simply decoding your planets top 4 most common languages. We came to ask you to turn your radio signals down, or at least point them away from our star system. H- Terribly sorry, will do. While your here could we trade technology A- Sure but we must ask for a few definitions for your English language. We normally communicate via short distance telepathy Months of political discussion later H- so we are in agreement, you give us ftl technology in exchange for free wifi and use of the Internet, seems fair
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3 RepliesI would immediately apologize for everything they're about to witness.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ghost-Skgijoe: 6/6/2016 3:33:45 PMI would likely try to start a prosperous peace, and trade agreement. (Assuming you are referring to the space kind of aliens, but based on the remark, in hindsight, probably making a joke on Mexicans or others who come to the United States illegally.)
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I eat them because they are broccoli.
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Space alien or illegal alien? Of course technically the space alien would be illegal as well.
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1 ReplyI'd say send nudes.
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1 ReplyI'd say... "snek tits or fuc off." [spoiler] GODDAMMIT, I MISSED THE 96% HIT CHANC-- *dies*[/spoiler]
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[i]We have such sights to show you.[/i]
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Tell them that the symbols represent "Reclaimer" not "Reclamation." Then kill them all when they don't accept the truth.
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"Please recite the following commands: 1. I will tend to Earth as they are my own child. 2. Any act of aggression towards earth and her citizens will be met with severe justice. 3. Praise in the most Candescent Ooze you come across. 4. I will forfeit any and all weapons bent on world domination and/or world desolation. 5. Siri is not our most trusted artificial intelligence and should not be taken seriously. 6. Men and Women of this planet will not be harmed in any way shape or form, even if some are stubborn enough to disagree. 7. Bleach is not a substitute for our water source. Even though we would love it to. 8. Direct contact with any human is prohibited and will be met with a caution and if broken will result in annihilation. 9. Communication to any or other known large forces of extraterrestrials is frowned upon and will be a major no no if we find out that you are just a small fleet to massive armada.
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I hold up my right hand. Spread my fingers apart keeping the pinky and ring finger together. Keeping the middle and pointer together. And having the thumb outside by itself. If they don't understand I assume we're doomed. I then scream Winterfell and charge at them.
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1 ReplyWanna play some halo?
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I would show them this Please dont ban me this is actually what they sent to space in case of aliens
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"Ay yo aliens" "Ya?" "Dab" *gets shot wuth laser gun*
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10 RepliesEdited by ultra: 6/6/2016 7:08:53 PMMe:"ayy lmao" Aliens:"¿Sabe usted fuera el cuarto de baño es?"
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2 RepliesMe: [i]ayyyeeeeeeee[/i] Aliens:¿por que? Me:TRUMP Aliens: Oh chit mang!
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Ayy lmao
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O shit waddup?
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Allah alkbur
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3 RepliesSend Donald trump to meet them. He's god's gift to humanity.
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I think I would try and be patient and use a lot of hand gestures, signs, and writing. I'm assuming that the aliens don't speak my language and I don't speak theirs.
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Edited by scharkfin: 6/7/2016 3:25:56 PM01100001 01111001 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101101 01100001 01101111 [spoiler]ayy lmao in binary[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyS e n d n u d e s
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3 RepliesIf you're here to meet with intelligent life, you came to the wrong solar system. Although, if you want to help us purge the unintelligent life in our species, you are more than welcome to do so. We're actually experiencing a huge amount of population problems, and corruptions in our governments. Here's a list of the types of humans that deserve to be purged. [i]*Hands a list that reaches a length of 100m.*[/i]
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Aha suh dude
