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Edited by PONETHEPOON: 1/29/2016 12:33:50 AM
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And i thought Cathedral was bad on Control...

I never thought an activity would make me want to [b]cut the webbings of my toes with copier paper[/b], and yet, here is [i]Rift on [b]Cathedral of Dusk[/b][/i] proving me wrong. I...I even played it solo. [i]Once.[/i] Because that's all it took to turn my frown [b][i]further[/i][/b] down, then put it through the [b]SRL[/b] fans, deform its spire and gift it to the Architects. Months ago, when [b]Clash[/b] was the IB activity, I thought to myself: [quote]Cool! I hope they never have Rift as Iron Banner, though. Pshh, why would they even, that wouldn't make sense. I've seen Icebreaker nerfs that make more sense than that.[/quote]Well, cover me in honey and call me Sally, [b][i]IT'S RIFT!![/i][/b] Which isn't a [b][i]bad[/i][/b] thing, unless winning is your objective. To further rub salt into my oriface, [b][i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i][/b] <--- That sentence doesn't even finish properly, nor does it need to. Simply; [i]because Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] With the cherry on the -!wecantevencensorthisword-! cake, I now have to [b]LFG[/b] for Iron Banner. [b][i]FOR IRON BANNER.[/i][/b] I have 10 pages of friends I've acquired over Y1 of Destiny. Guess how many were online? [spoiler]2.[/spoiler][spoiler]2 people, not two pages.[/spoiler] [b][i]So,[/i][/b] LFG it is. LFG isn't ready for me. My witty overly-suggestive banter mixed with my [b][i]very[/i][/b] inconsistent [b]1.0 K/D[/b] mixed with the sporadic loud shrieking that living with a cat and a woman entails tends to put people off. Or, at least confuse them. So, [b][i]*raises glass*[/i][/b] this one's to you, [i]Cathedral of Dusk.[/i] May your match timers run out, and your participants have John Cena legs. [b]Edit:[/b] If you don't like this [url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post/184461115/0/0]map on control[/url]

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  • Edited by Servanious: 1/28/2016 8:56:06 PM
    Well... At least it's not Zone Control... *Next update* "We've decided that the whole 'IB Rift' was a horrible idea (Especially accounting for the fact that it indirectly lead to that frightening, yet short lived, beaver apocalypse) so we've decided that Zone Control would be a GREAT game mode for the Iron Banner. Also, here's a list of [b]AWESOME[/b] ideas that our development team made. Well, the ones that survived our rodent overlords, that is......... Poor Jimmy S. Russtler.... He was so young... Anyhow, here you go ya walking moneybags. •Nerfed everything balanced/Underpowered •Buffed everything that made your bowels explode. •Added an A.I.D.S. System. •Added a Bungie Appreciation Day Event. (Because you secretly love us.) And finally.... •Added a [b]SALT[i]![/i][/b] emote that's worth 10,000 silver. Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of your pitiful life reading this. All of you still suck. Oh yeah... Forgot to mention that we've 'patched' the game, whatever that means.." Just waiting for a ninja to remove this.[spoiler]Please don't.[/spoiler]

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