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Edited by Reggie_Wok:
1/5/2016 6:08:30 AM
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26 signs you're a redneck/hillbilly
1.) Your home has more miles than your car
2.) When you cut the grass, you find the rusted body of several cars
3.) Your car has a hood and one door which do not match the color of the rest of the car
4.) To you NASCAR is not a sport, it's a religion
5.) Dinner is whatever you can catch in your backyard
6.) Your wife weighs as much as your fridge
7.) You can/have been making your own alcohol
8.) Your favorite color is camo
9.) You can gut a deer while drunk
10.) You're missing at least 7 teeth
11.) You own a home that is mobile and 4 cars that aren't
12.) Every socket in your home breaks a fire code
13.) People hear your car before they can see it
14.) You have a trash bag where your car window should be
15.) You have spent more on your pickup truck than your education.
16.) Your first car was the lawnmower
17.) You come home from the garbage dump with more stuff than you left with
18.) A night on the town includes the city jail
19.) The way to your home includes turning off the paved road
20.) Your wardrobe consists of boots, overalls, plaid shirts, camo everything, more than 10 hats, and jeans
21.) The strongest smell in your house is butane
22.) You're still mourning Dale Earnhardt's death
23.) You have flowers planted in bathroom fixtures in your front yard
24.) You have fought for custody of a hunting dog
25.) You own a homemade fur coat
26.) You take part in incest. [b]incest doesn't equal wincest[/b]
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If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich
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1 ReplyEdited by Cody: 1/5/2016 6:41:42 PM27.) You have a deer stand in your Christmas tree 28.) Your mom is also your sister. 29.) You pronounce "You all" as "Y'all" 30.) Your mom knows your sister is on her period because she can taste her blood on your dick 31.) You can stand upright under your truck
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3 Replies26) your cousin is pregnant with your child
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Edited by AutoBots: 1/5/2016 9:56:02 AMI live in Arkansas and my school's mascot is the Hillbilly... Not even kidding look it up.
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1 Reply27. You have a children's pool in the backyard (if you even have one). 28. You have a Confederate flag.
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INCEST IS WINCEST
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Op is fgt, incest is wincest. It's the only explainable way for Donald trump, and he is winning so
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1 Reply27) Shootin' Deers and Drinkin' Beers YEE HAW
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Number 11 hahaha
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It only goes to 26
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13 is true for me. Air cooled cars are generally louder than water cooled and it also doesn't help when I have a loud exhaust.
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1 ReplyIf you not just say, but type "-in'" instead of "-ing", you have reached a level beyond redneck.
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Edited by dakota 712: 1/5/2016 1:22:24 AM18 19 and 20 are actually true that's about it except we got one hat we are attached to
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The -blam!- it doesnt! Uh... i mean... nothing....
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3 RepliesYou know theres nothing wrong with working the land. Dont you?
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Op confirmed hillbilly
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You dip. I hate all the redneck kids that dip at my brothers college with their decked put trucks and shiny belt buckles
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27: You spit in a Tin Can
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2 Replies0. Not a bit of hillbilly in me.
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2 Replies9.) You can gut a deer while drunk 13.) People hear your car before they can see it How is driving a bad ass muscle car and knowing your way around a knife make you a hillbilly and shut your mouth about Sr. #3
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1 Reply27.) you own more than one farm animal 28.) you have a barrel full of old beer cans. 29.) you have an empty childs pool in the front lawn and have no children. 30.) you own at least one item that has a rebel flag on it.
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If you have a boat with an inbred motor in it. Meaning that it runs good but your sister has to start it
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8 13 12 16 20 19
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Edited by Giggity Wolf: 1/4/2016 5:12:30 PMI raise your 26 with my 26 1.) You buy everything from Walmart/dollar bargain stores 2.) You peddle your trinkets and "antiques" at the flea market religiously 3.) Everything's can be fixed with duct tape/dubyadee -40 4.) McDonalds is a fancy place to take your date 5.) You dangle male genitalia from your truck 6.) You smell of cat urine/cock roaches 7.) Your life can be best explained in a country song 8.) You own at least 5 guns that do not work 9.) Sweet home Alabama is your national anthem 10.) The common possum/squirrel is a staple meat 11.) You've lived in a camper for more than 10 years and not over the age of 50. 12.) Your vehicle is worth more than your house 13.) Trash bag suitcases 14.) Know how to play the banjo and harmonica at the same time 15.) Your first kiss was at a family reunion 16.) Your first car was a tractor 17.) Dumpster diving is considered family pass time 18.) You own at least 4 rebel flags 19.) You know how to distill moonshine 20.) You only wear wife beaters, camo and jeans 21.) The strongest smell in your car is stale beer 22.) Racist to an artform 23.) You plant crops to hunt the critters that come to eat them 24.) You have an unnatural relationship with farm animals 25.) You are crafty with a pocket knife you always carry 26.) mama always says erythin that isn't church is the devil #saltlife
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1 Reply24.) You actually know how to do things that are useful for living a rural lifestyle
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Edited by superassassin364: 1/4/2016 8:34:37 PM#27: Preaching about going against the feds to protect your freedom but clinging to the authority's side whenever an African-American community protests or riots against authority.[spoiler]not saying this for rednecks in general btw, just pointing out the questionable logic some individuals have lol.[/spoiler]
