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Edited by K3vJun10r:
12/25/2015 2:09:17 PM
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Best destiny puns you know?
What are they?
Edit 1: Keep it trending guys!
Edit 2: Hope everyone is having a good Christmas.
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#Destiny
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Are you a Striker Titan, Cause i wanna Smash Are you a Sunsinger Warlock... Bc you make me feel Alive They call me Nova... Bc im the Bomb Where does Xur get all of his Exotics... From No Land Beyond!
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1 Replythe dregs promise is so promising
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1 ReplyCrota got picked on in hive school, he got called the dork below and scrota ba-dum-tsss
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1 ReplyBungiee can they fix it bungiee no they can't LOL it seems to go from 1 gun to the next
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1 ReplyEdited by GHOST 9o5: 12/28/2015 11:39:37 AM1000th Yard Post. [spoiler]I need to kill myself.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesBungie's motto: "It's nerf or nothin'!"
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2 RepliesA hunter walks into a bar.... Everyone gets nerfed
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22 RepliesI have a pun about the Gjallarhorn [spoiler]But you probably won't get it[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat crime does Taniks worry about the least? [spoiler]Vandalism[/spoiler] why? [spoiler]Because he has no House [/spoiler]
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14 RepliesBungie is like the vex, they both like using time gates.
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Titans may not be able to blink, but you guys are lucky we lift. It's so we can carry you :p
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Why is it always Christmas where Crota lives? [spoiler]because he always gives out presence of crota[/spoiler]
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22 RepliesEdited by Varlerie: 12/26/2015 3:09:27 AMWhy didn't the speaker tell you about the collapse? [spoiler]He didn't have cabals to do it.[/spoiler] What is Tanik's favorite past time? [spoiler]Vandalism[/spoiler] Oh wait, I had another... [spoiler]But it seems I've Phogoth it.[/spoiler] Hey girl, is there a sync plate in your pants? [spoiler]Cuz my spire is rising.[/spoiler] Why is your No Land Beyond above the Fireplace? [spoiler]I like it on Dis mantle.[/spoiler] Okay, the next two are cheesier than Crota's end. Why did Skolas die? [spoiler]He did too many Dregs.[/spoiler] Let me think of some more... [spoiler]Oops, I Mida forgot it.[/spoiler] Why was Atheon kicked out of the game? [spoiler]He was using supplicants.[/spoiler] What do you call a homeless Vex? [spoiler]A Hobogoblin[/spoiler]
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37 RepliesEdited by Dramicz: 12/27/2015 12:57:34 AMWhy don't warlocks have exotic boots? [spoiler]they're use to being carried.[/spoiler] Edit: Warlocks getting salty af
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"Am I detecting a massive surge in the dig-site below, or are you just happy to see me?" Miss you, Sekrion
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6 RepliesHunters
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1 ReplyNightstalkers are always smoking! They give a light to the whole pack!
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Your on the toilet and you hear Shaxx say "One final push and victory is yours!"
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What do you call cyborgs with phone battery packs in their backs? [spoiler]shoulder charge[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhats the difference between a titan and a mosquito?[spoiler]Mosquito's stop sucking when they get slapped[/spoiler]
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Six Guardian's start the next raid...[spoiler]turns out its a panty raid and they all go afk before finishing[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Shiver: 12/27/2015 5:50:49 PMI don't know any puns, but I know a scary story... [spoiler][i]dismantle mines, yes?[/i][/spoiler]
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I would make a gay joke [i]butt -blam!- it[/i] [spoiler]gay jokes aren't funny [i]cum on guys [/i][/spoiler]
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8 RepliesPeople don't know the difference between a "joke" and a pun...
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8 RepliesYour walking on the moon and your ghost is dead when in the corner of your HUD you spot him Fallen Taniks Hes about 3 waves back. He drops his scorch cannon and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! Fallen Taniks You look for your sparrow but your all turned around. He's almost upon and you can see there's ether on his face. My god there's ether everywhere running for your life from Fallen Taniks. He brandishing a scorch cannon it's Fallen Taniks. Lurking in the darkness Destiny Moon strike boss Fallen Taniks! Living in a ketch. Fallen Taniks Killing for sport. Fallen Taniks Killing all the guardians Actual mercenary Taniks Now it's light and you seem to have lost him But your hopelessly lost in light yourself Stranded with a Fallen Kell You creep invisibly through the fallen ketch Aha! A small room with no darkness You move stealthily towards hit. Ah! But your leg is caught in a shank. Cutting off your leg (nerf it, nerf it) Limping toward the Ketch Room(nerf it, nerf it) Now your at the doorway Kneeling inside. Fallen Taniks! Charging a scorch cannon. Fallen Taniks But he doesn't hear you enter. Fallen Taniks Your sneaking up behind him Backstabbing moon strike boss Taniks Fighting for your light with Fallen Taniks Wrestling a knife from Fallen Taniks Stab him in his fourth arm Safe at last from Fallen Taniks You limp into the dark ketch blood oozing from your stump leg. You have beaten Fallen Taniks Wait he isn't dead! Taniks surprise! There's a scorch cannon to your head and ether in his eyes But you can use the Fist of Havok Body slam moon strike boss Taniks Legendary fight with Fallen Taniks Normal Tuesday reset for Fallen Taniks You try to swing an arcblade at Fallen Taniks But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe. He pareys to left You counter to the right and catch him in the neck Your slashing at his head now You just arcbladed Fallen Taniks His head topples to the floor expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath Your finally safe from Fallen Taniks
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8 RepliesWhat does Variks say when you see an Efrideet's Spear in Trials of Osiris? [spoiler][i]You face the final round[/i][/spoiler]
