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12/19/2015 2:20:36 AM
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Man Who Spoiled New Star Wars Movie Beaten Up In Bakersfield Theater
The article says it all. This is why you don't mess with geeks. We're deadlier than you think!
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"What happened to you, Bill?" "I was attacked by a wookiee" "Um....ok" Backs away looking for anything that can be used in defense against a crazy person...
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Lol the cops even understood. If i was a cop id go bring them some fast food while in jail.
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1 ReplyFake. Or a complete failure on law enforcement's behalf to enforce the law.
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2 RepliesSo they beat a guy half to death, and its ok? Would have been funnier if he had a concealed carry licence.
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Hahahaha don't -blam!- with us nerds! I'd have whooped his punkass. Also that cop's response is priceless.
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What's funny is that stuff like this has probably happened. If you were to walk into a theater, yell (Spoilers) [spoiler]KYLO REN IS JACEN/BEN SOLO AND HE KILLS HAN[/spoiler] At the line for Episode 7, you'd probably be beaten to within an inch of your life.
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Doesn't get much faker than that
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1 Reply[quote]Chatfield was immediately assaulted by a Wookie, a Stormtrooper and Boba Fett. . “We view this as justifiable assault,” said police chief Greg Richardson. “May the Force be with you.”[/quote] 10/10
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2 RepliesLol yeah right, nerd
