The items have 3 light in them!!!!
That's soooo much light, Oryx killed himself!!!
Jumped right off his ship into the sun! How could you Bungie!! I can't believe the Desticles were all right and now we have to buy gear with 3 light! I'll never be able to be Light 3 the natural way now.
And without that 3 light, my life will spiral out of control...my friends won't even want to raid with me....I won't last in Trials without that Light 3 armor....How can I even handle dregs now...
My wife will leave me for someone else with Light 3 armor.....my weapon damage will be too weak to fight the Hunter that takes her from me....I'll have to explain to my son why he's a Titan....and why his dad's light level isn't 3...child services will probably take him...those bastard Warlocks....
Edit: Just tried to start my sparrow...it responded that Light 3 armor was required to ignite the engines :'( How will I even race without this armor!!!
Edit 2: The Tower just rejected me....the Light requirement was 3...... *sobs quietly*
Edit 3: Eris just called...she said I'm no longer worthy of her raisins and she would like them back...those raisins were all I had left...
Edit 4: Hellabruh has sent for a wambulance....but now I'm even more stressed...without that three light, I can no longer earn glimmer, how will I afford the medical bills.....if only Bungie hadn't added Silver x.x
Edit 5: This isn't funny guys... I'm at my Melting Point...every time my wife and I talk I'm always the Striker apparently...I wish it was like the good old days when we used to use Ice Breakers on each other....sigh Now she's just a Thorn in my side...always getting the Last Word...
Edit 6: So...I still haven't found this magical Silver currency in the universe. I've been to Moon, Venus, and even Mars. I don't believe it's q currency obtainable naturally. My search continues for the magical 3 Light Gear.
Edit 7: Deej showed up at my door this morning...asked if there were any Sunbreakers around. I quietly said no, just me, The Striker. He nodded and slowly walked away. I don't think he believed me, I have to hide my son from Deej. If he finds out that he's a Sunbreaker...its all over for his future.
Edit 8: If I get my hands on that 3 Light Helmet, I might stand a chance against Deej and his almighty Nerf Hammer. My search for silver continues...
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Beware the JabberDeeJ, my son.
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5 RepliesJesus. You are desperate for some attention. This is your second thread bitching about the same thing. Do you just keep making threads until one gets you the attention you are craving?
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1 ReplySeriously... They could have made them 200 light and it would still be the same. Why 3 light? ROFL.
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12 RepliesThe satire is strong with this one
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I love you.
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You'd think after the second sentence alone, people would realize its satire.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCBTZzWWMAAP92J.jpg:large
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*Imagines Luke Smith sitting in chair as more and more books and silver are purchased [i]The Luke Smith slowly brings his cup of coffee up to his mouth[/i] [i][b]"It's all going according to plan..." [/b][/i] [i]The Luke Smith then sips his coffe, and a smile slowly emerges on his face.[/i] [b][i][u]"And they said they wouldn't throw money at the screen."[/u][/i][/b] [i]He then smiles with glee, leans back in his chair, and takes in the view from his Penthouse suite.[/i]
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Extra chromosomes comfirmed
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4 RepliesWhere's the satire tag ?
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Straight Legendary status
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2 Replies[quote]Edit 3: Eris just called...she said I'm no longer worthy of her raisins and she would like them back...those raisins were all I had left...[/quote]
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Who do we pay to get you to shut up?
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5 Replieshelmets and class items at 320
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Sorry bud, you got change for a 295 light?
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5 RepliesIs the book the only way too get 320 helmet?
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2 RepliesOh the villainy! I just hope your wife isn't being pounded by a black hammer. Seems like a huge Conspiracy Theory to me! Maybe you've had it all along? Maybe you're not like all the others. Anyway, i gotta go..i have no time to explain! Best of luck Master Chief! I said too much.
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1 ReplyHey buddy, move along these forums are for those who have 3 Light. You're bringing down the neighborhood. Maybe if you're a good little guardian Santa will bring you some light.
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The halloween masks are feeling weak and left out.
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Activision is so evil, i can't believe they did your raisins like that.
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Cosmetic items are OP. Bungie please nerf
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10/10 IGN Best Troll Ever
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1 Reply*rustle*
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Edited by SpeedingCow8947: 12/8/2015 6:38:45 PMOMG PAY TO ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED, CONFIRMED! ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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i cant even get the patch yet so lol