The context of the question is you are in hell, and you either get a 10,000 year vacation or a wooden spoon. You're choice. Post your reasoning below
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2 RepliesWhen you say I'm in hell, is that for eternity or...
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The answer is obvious, a spoon. With a spoon you can eat cereal, soup, and ice cream. With a spoon you can battle the monsters of hell. Do you know how small 10,000 years is compared to an eternity? It's like 1/○○ of the time you spend there.
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4 RepliesThe spoon. The vacation is a blink of an eye compared to eternity. At least I can keep the spoon as a token of something. Something I can give meaning to amid my bleak depressing reality. Having something physical might help me stay grounded and who I am. However if I can keep smithing I get from my vacation, I'll take the vacation.
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1 ReplyI need the spoon so I can defend myself from the bats and their fangs!
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1 ReplyI'm not sure why, but this post confuses me.....?
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1 ReplyId like the spoon to spank me o bby
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2 RepliesWhy would you need a wooden spoon in hell?
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I'm pleased to see vacation is winning
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2 RepliesI dunno, am I forbidden from buying a wooden spoon on vacation?
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2 RepliesParadox. On vacation, a buy a damn wooden spoon
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15 RepliesWhen I saw the title I thought you meant spooning...
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1 ReplyI could use a wooden spoon
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1 ReplyThis question isn't very clear
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Vacation to Turkey thanks.
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Spoon. 10,000 years is nothing compared to eternity. kinda like my two weeks vacation are now
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4 RepliesEdited by Exspiravit: 8/8/2015 8:28:23 PMI choose the spoon. It was a long tough decision, but i realized the spoon is more useful. I can eat food and kill people with it.
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9 RepliesI feel like this might be a reference to something.