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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
10/22/2015 3:49:52 PM
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Why do men pee in stalls instead of the urinal?
Its always weird to me to enter the restroom and there are five urinals and the only guys in there are peeing in stalls. Or when I'm taking a piss at the far end and someone comes in and pees in the stall. Like does every guy ever think the world is out to see their penis and show a picture of it to every person they see?
I for one, am [b][i]suspicious. [/i][/b] Whacha hiding down there? If anything, by pissing in the stall you've [b][i]piqued my interest.[/i][/b] Don't get all freaked out when you see my head slowly slide under your stall, wide-eyed and curious.
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They are self conscience.
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Some guys don't know urinal etiquette They'll pee on your leg if you give em a chance
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I'm too lazy to stand
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You misused peaked for piqued
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The line is too long
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It's called privacy.
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3 RepliesEdited by Cognac: 10/10/2015 8:24:19 AMWe just like the sound. That, and urinals tend to splash more, and you get your own pee-mist sprayed at you.
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I only use the stall at work. It's because I pull out my phone and check shit while I piss and I dont want any supervisors coming in and getting all up-in-arms about it.
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I used to feel like that, and then an older guy tried to discreetly check me out, really grossed me out. If there are no divider things and there are a couple guys there, I take the stall. Otherwise, completely agree, minus the peeking under the stall part XD
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2 Replies[spoiler]Honestly, I'm too big. I know I should be somewhat "happy" about that, but I'm actually embarrassed. :/[/spoiler]
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Micropenis - stall Nothing to be ashamed of - urinal
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Because they're embarrassed by there size or have never seen another mans penis, my junk is great and I pee about a half a foot away from the urinal anyways
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I can't pee with others around me so I use the stall
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Well, maybe it's because the urinals are all occupied and they are about to piss themselves. Ever think of that?
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#UrinalMasterRace [spoiler]No bitch! You put the seat down! Now who has a problem![/spoiler]
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Anxiety
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Because I can't take my pants all the way off at a urinal without people staring.
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In the hope other guys follow me into the stall
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Maybe we don't like being next to other men.
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cuz we can
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You know you have a problem when your member touches the urinal wall.
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Too Lazy to stand somedays.
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Dicks to big, don't like to make people feel bad.
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Feels like the whole world can see ya... Privacy mostly
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I usually need a shit at the same time. I don't think you'd want me shitting in a urinal.
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1 ReplyI have a huge bladder and rarely need to piss. The first time I went into a public toilet and actually encountered a urinal, I was about 12-13, by which point the idea of them was very strange to me
