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Edited by Ninjabunny:
7/12/2015 3:37:12 AM
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Would you date Darlene for a month for 100 million dollars?
Darlene is one of the Psycho Missions in Dead Rising 3. Watch the video and you'll see.
If you say yes there are some rules.
1. You have to date her for 30 days
2. You must be seen with her in publc
3. You can't put a bag over her head
4. You must have sex with her twice a day at least.
5. You must perform oral on her and let her perform it on you.
6. She can't reach behind so you'll have to wipe her.
7. You must go out with her in public at least 3 times a week.
8. She lives with you
Oh and she vomits a lot so it might get on you. If you can handle this for 30 days you get 50 million dollars and any girl or guy of your choice. Who would do it?
I raised the amount t0 100 million
I personally don't think it's worth it.
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2 RepliesThat's 50 million I'm not getting.
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1 ReplyShe seems like she has to be treated like a grandma. And yes I would do it. Not because money and girls. But because no one else would do it. ;-;
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1 ReplyIt's [b][i][u]100 Million[/u][/i][/b] who wouldn't do it!?
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1 Reply$100 mil, plus my dream girl? I'd take the pain for a month, move somewhere tropical, and live out my years with a great woman and piles of money.
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I violated the [url=http://example.com]Code of Conduct[/url] and beat those ninjas into the -blam!-ing ground!!!!
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1 Reply100 million? [spoiler][b]NO[/b][/spoiler]
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Working super hard for one month of my life is worth not having to work for the rest of it.
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1 ReplyI'd rather skip that 50 mil.
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3 RepliesSex twice a day. You lost me there.
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1 ReplyPsh a year for 50 mil.
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13 RepliesSince she's so inhumanly large, I get to treat her somewhat inhumanely. Easy, 50 million? Yes. Of course. I'd just hose her down every few hours.
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4 RepliesWhy must you do this to me?
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1 ReplyShe's hotter than Honey Boo Boo's mother
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1 ReplyEdited by ArcaFalcon: 7/11/2015 1:43:07 PM-blam!- yes As long as I get top.
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1 ReplyEdited by shdhissjdnssodjn: 7/11/2015 11:39:10 AMNo way. I did that mission in Dead Rising 3 and she's disgusting
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1 ReplyI don't want std from this thing
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1 ReplyWell -blam!-ing yeah!!!!
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2 RepliesI'd hit that for free........ ........ ........ ........ I'm lonely
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Hell no.
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Yah. I'd do it. As soon as I find a clever loophole
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I'm out
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If it wasn't for the oral bit...
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No I'm not too interested in being rich and definitely not for something that terrible
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2 RepliesEdited by PapaCap: 7/11/2015 9:17:19 AMAbsolutely, and I've dealt with some gnarly stuff on the job. For $50,000,000 this would be a vacation. EDIT: Reading the comments makes me laugh. So many people with squeamish stomachs… suck it up buttercups!
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5 RepliesReported for nudity
