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6/22/2015 2:44:11 AM
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>be 20 >be successful at doing grills >be at club staring at 8/8 >she's staring back at me lip biting >dontneedanymorehints.png >walk to her and start grinding >make out a bit and ask her to come home with me >she says yes >goddamnwin.jpeg >go to my place and bang like sour grapes >she leaves the next morning but I forget her name >don't forget massive infection she gives me though >so bad doctor tells me I have to get a emergency circumcision >in ER doctor comes in with giant garden shears >procedure lasts 20 seconds >doc asks if I want to see foreskin >hellyeah.png >wtf am i hallucinating >foreskin growing a mouth and eyes >i stare in it's eyes and it stares back at me intently >opens it's mouth and shouts >"You didn't have to cut me off" >"make it like it never happened and that we were nothing" >foreskinisGOTYE.png

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  • You don't understand. This gave me ocular cancer. This was so inherently stupid, I hope my entire life as an atheist is wrong so that I can get the cell next to you in hell. Your screams will be my solace.

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