How edgy are ya?
I'm so edgy, I listen to every classical rock song I can, and make sure to wear my Punk Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon Tshirt at the same time. Also, I make sure to let everyone know I'm an atheist and that religion is for uneducated and insolent people who don't really understand science; like me. Oh yeah, and I hate America, I don't care about how we have "freedom" because this country is terrible and probably the worst and most corrupt place on earth. Lastly, my edginess is exuberated through my prolific and exestential expoundedness of my intellectual vocabulary, and if you can't understand what it means, than you're just as ignorant as those religious dogs!
Oh wow, you're pretty edgy! Please, go in!
So Flood, how edgy are ya?
Can you enter the Edgy Spatoon?
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1 ReplyI'll just go snort some cocaine in a corner.
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1 ReplyI cut myself to death metal in my ACDC hoodie. I also attend 5 schools of rock in my home town and have never touched sports equipment in my life. I hope the world will accept me with my long hair, bloody wrists and unsocial personality.
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Edgy bump
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I'm so edgy, I never agree with anyone and ALLAHU AKBAR
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4 Replies[quote] I'm so edgy, I listen to every classical rock song I can, and make sure to wear my Punk Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon Tshirt at the same time. [/quote] I don't think you know what edgy means
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2 RepliesYou are copying my thread fgt
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I figured out bush did 9/11 [spoiler]Blind Folded[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat if I told you I'm almost on this kid's level?
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2 RepliesI sit down in my apocalypse bunker everyday wearing my tin foil hat to protect me from the aliens that run the government.
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I can open an already opened bottle of ketchup
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2 RepliesI once ate nails... Without any nails...
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10 RepliesEdited by Drakus Darksoul: 6/9/2015 1:51:48 PMWhy would I need to join you? I have walked the earth for centuries, surviving the falls of faiths, religions, and empires. Not because I was edgy, but because I am the superior being to any and all mortals.
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2 RepliesWhat do wrists and necks have in common [spoiler]the need to be slit[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm so edgy, I ate one over the serving size on my low fat potato chips. I ate a bowl of lucky charms without any milk, my girl asked me to go down on her so I tied her shoe
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1 ReplySo this guy called me a meme master and a minecraft nerd. He said that I should go back to reddit and wear my fedoras and watch my ponies. I tore his mind apart. [spoiler]I called him a C average student[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesI watched Sharknado one and two. Then proceeded to complain about the amount of bullshit that didn't and should've happened. I also complained that it wasn't bad enough.
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1 ReplyI will cut you a lot then apply lemon juice & salt to the wounds
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1 ReplyI told a feminist... [spoiler]... She was right...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhen I ride my bike, I don't wear a helmet
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1 ReplyI wear all black [b]RayBans[/b] when I play video games/skateboard/watch porn/when in class/chill with my dogs/shop/shit/eat/read [i]You Name It![/i] :^) [spoiler]or your money back![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back. [spoiler]Apparently that's an offensive thing to say to a cancer patient. [/spoiler] Are you feeling the edge now, OP?
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Spatoons suck sabers are better Viking swords for the win!
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5 RepliesI watched [i]Titanic[/i] the other day, my favorite character was the iceberg.
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1 ReplyThis girl asked me if I would do her homework for her for a kiss. I said why would I ask for a kiss now when I could -blam!- you later when I'm your boss?