I don't care what ye all talk about. Just speak like a scalawag.
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#Offtopic
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Wheres me booty??? [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Swab my poopdeck, ye scallywag! [spoiler]Ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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[spoiler][quote]Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! You are a pirate! (Yay!) We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box, Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away. We'll dig up the box (the box!), we know it's full of precious booty Burst open the locks, and then we'll say "HOORAY!" Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate! WEIGH ANCHOR! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! HA HA HA (Yay!) We're sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and dimple day (Yay!) We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail aplankert! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate! LAND HO! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate! HA HA HA HA HA HA! You are a pirate! [/quote][/spoiler]
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Aye tis be a fine topic ye put ere.
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3 Replies
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1 ReplyI'll just download the incredibles. Ok.
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1 ReplyArr! What be yer name? Deej? Well Deej, terday's yer lucky day! Sit yerself on that there peg for a spell!
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ᴵ'ᴹ ᴼᴺ ᴬ ᴮᴼᴬᵀ
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Edited by Aulakauss: 5/29/2015 11:53:32 PMYe cannae just ask th'ld Kauss t'talk like yer scall'wags anytime ye like, m'dearie, aye?
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3 RepliesIs this for pastifarians?
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lolurgy
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Yar where be thy booty
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Backt tu wurk you scalawags
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1 ReplyNar ye.
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Arrrrrrg maty I -blam!-ed your bitch
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2 RepliesArrrrrgg m80! Aye have stopped yon hardy crew and be wonderin if ye would let a pirate such as i on yon ship.
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1 ReplyI GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I GOT A JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!
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1 ReplySHUT THE -blam!- UP YOU PISS HEAD [spoiler]pirates didn't actually say argh and stuff so the above is pretty accurate[/spoiler]
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l337 m8 ill bash ye mum
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1 Reply"Lowlands Away"
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1 ReplyTeh p1ratez lyfe iz teh lyfe 4 me
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1 ReplyYar har feedle dee dee, being a pirate is what you can be. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!
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2 RepliesWhat in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Argh Me Matey! I be cap'n DogCharmp. Now ye be Walk'n te plank!