B. His name is B. Or more specifically; B Robot. You know him, for Godsake EVERYONE knows him. Dim lit corner, sweeps all day, with his broom, sweeping, whistling, sweeping. Poor B never gets to walk in the courtyard or even rake the leaves from that tree. Or mop the puddle by the outfitter. Every time she walks past him, hack, cough, hacketyhack. That b*+ch is gonna get walkin pneumonia sooner rather than later. HE could Mop That. He could mop a lot of things. Whistle a lot of things too. Poor B. Poor, poor B. Never realizes that nobody even needs to do anything in that corner. Let alone walk in it. Sweeping. Let's face it, that corner has had the sh*t swept out of it. Staring at ships docking all damn day and night. No freakin electronic cigarette break or nothing. All the others are Broom Sweeper Robots. BUT NOT HIM. DAMNIT, NOT HIM! HE IS B! HE IS B ROBOT! A Robot like Nobot. ALL I WANT IS FOR BUNGIE TO PUT HIS NAME B FLOATING ABOVE HIS HEAD LIKE ALL THE OTHER IMPORTANT NPC's. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HE HAS EARNED IT! ANY ONE OF US LOYAL ENOUGH TO SWEEP THE EFF OUTTA ONE SPOT THAT DAIIIN LONG DESERVES AT LEAST HIS NAME TO FLOAT, TO HOVER OVER HIS HEAD!!! If Rahool can have his name float and still have the arrogance to HoneyDick us, B deserves-a name,His Name, B, to officiate his existence. It ain't like you gotta get all complicated with inputting a large John Hancock up in the air. It's just 1 letter. B. 1.his name floating above him~B. 2.anytime you go up to him and dance, he will dance with you. His own B dance. 3.put him in rotation:walking/whistling, mopping by the outfitter, raking in the courtyard. 4.put some robot with a twitch, a back up spare half broken model in that godawful corner. 5.whenever B walks past that corner let something indicative of his feelings show. 6.the day the Tower is attacked, (And it Will, we all know it.) let B have a cutscene, then a choice event- you hand him one of your equipped guns. Whichever one, primary/special/heavy is up to you. But if you give him a Ghorn, a special cutscene takes place where after he kills whatever is blocking your escape, he turns says his goodbye to you. And then says he has one shell left. And he knows where it's going. We then hear B, then we hear Master Rahool. We then hear an explosion. Mmmmmmmmm....yes. 7.whenever I walk past B, he turns and says "Hello CowboySamurai. How is my greatest friend today?" (well, I have been the burning vocal cord upon the forums, expressing the insistence of his freedom and identity since the Beta) SET B FREE! LET B FREE!! B FREE!!! *set B free...

Shipwright. Gotta repopulate

What about the jukebox?

Who freaking voted rahool?

Not surprised Master Rahool is the Least chosen