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Edited by HOYZ:
4/23/2015 5:49:06 AM
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Introduce yourself to the Queen
Since we are gonna be joyriding and vandalizing the reef with bullets, it is appropriate to salute the big cheese of the realm: The Awoken Queen. We may have interacted with her and her bro before, but now that we have better armor and skills and have been allowed to roam freely upon her domain, it is time for a more formal introduction (or not).
So Guardians, how will you address Her Royal Highness, the Queen of the Awoken, the First of Her name, Tamer of the Fallen, Ruler and Protector of the Reef and her people? Will you flatter her? Will you prostate yourself and bow your allegiance to her? Will you be witty, crack some jokes and gain the ire of her brother? Or will you slap that Awoken behind and become legend? Post what you would say (and do) in the comments!
I would personally exchange salutations with her and her court, bend the knee and ask her for a reward upon completion of the main quest:
Me: Your Highness, I will deal with the Fallen for you
Queen: I expect you to do your best Guardian, failure will not be tolerated
Me: If it wouldn't be much to ask, may I have a reward from your grace when I finish my task?
Queen's Brother: you dare to..!
Queen: silence. This one has the courage to voice his desire, we admire it. speak.
Me: Well, I have seen your grace wear those high heels around, so I would love for her highness to trample me with those while reprimanding me with your lovely passive aggressive voice
*An awkward silence descends upon the room*
Queen: ........ we will consider it
And that kids is how I met your mother/became legend/got thrown out the airlock.
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Edited by danjoe912: 6/2/2015 7:51:52 AMYeah, hmm, hmm... How much glimmer for ya?
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"Majesty, I have here something that will bring victory to every ground team you deploy. We call it the "Heavy Pike". 0% APR, Air Conditioning, and options for Spinners. But wait! There's more! Buy now and pay additional Shipping and Handling, and we'll throw in not one extra, not two extras, but five extra Heavy Pikes per order. Don't worry, they didn't mind when we took them, Majesty."
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We'll bang, ok
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1 Reply"WHATCHUWAHNT!?"
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Aye guurl, u wan sum fück?
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Oh you want my help? Get your brother to bring me the head of a vex gate Lord and then I'll help.
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5 Replies(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Sir . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER (•_•) <) )╯because I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ＼ B / / ＼＼ U ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／
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What up betch? How you doin?
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Prostrate*
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1. Sup, sugartits? 2. Alright, you Awoken assholes, I'M BAAAAACK!!
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2 RepliesAnother one Queen: Gua- Me: ASS ASS ASS ASS Dinklagesir: assassass Variks: Assassass Me: Stahp! *Queen prepares her booty for my no land beyond, while Variks shows Petra his Lord of Wolves (Puns)
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2 RepliesKnock down the doors and say "Surprise MotherF0cker"
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1 Reply"Do you still have that Gate Lord head sitting around? Zydron wants it back and his whining is ruining poker night."
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3 RepliesI'll be asking her if she has a mirror in her pocket ! (:
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Tits or gtfo
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Me: ayy bby u wan sum fuk? "Gets stabbed and thrown into the Prison of Elders"
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Queen: Guardian, I welcome you to the reef. Me: Your grace. Queen: Petra, show him how he'll be hunting. Also, I haven't forgotten your last encounter. I wish that you shot those fallen near me now. Me: The wolves will suffer my fe-is that a cryptarch? Ives: I am Master Ives. Rahool has told me so mu- Me: SHUTUPANDTAKEMYENGRAMS!!!!!
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1 ReplyI revive this thread
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Oh great queen of the reef. Thank you for allowing us earth awoken to return hoem to serve you for ever more. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!
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-blam!- the Queen and the LAPD
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Oh wow... you looked alot better on instagram.
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HERES JOHNNY!
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3 RepliesHey i just met you...
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2 Replieshey gurl u wan sum fuk
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Um like where was I supposed to park?
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1 ReplyTits or gtfo
