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Edited by Hatty: 3/23/2015 10:55:06 AM
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Awesome April fools joke! Yay or Nay?

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Nay...

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So here's my idea: Let's say that you just loaded up the nexus strike and then when you get up to the nexus room and in the middle you see... The archon priest cell, your like "wtf why is that here" and then it opens and you have to battle the archon priest instead! So my idea is that we have Bungie mix up all the strike bosses and strike locations, such as putting omnigul on Mars and pho goth on Venus, that will troll people while doing bounties. Edit: We can make it so everyone gets FoAF and then it turns out to be the strangers rifle
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  • Gunsmith sells Ghorn for 25,001 Glimmer

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    • My sons birthday is on April fools. Soooo when he's like 10 "son you're adopted!" haha April fools lmao

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    • I love this

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    • Phogoth In omnigul room •_•

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      • How about a gun that is shaped like a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its ass?

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          Gunsmith sells ghorn for 20 minutes

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          • Xur will sell a weapon called "no rabbit beyond" you will shoot with rabbits instead of bullets

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            • BUMPOMGJWKD

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            • Allow gunfire in the tower. The madness.

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            • Headshot confetti? Give guardians tails, swap helms with horse heads?

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            • Xur sells the hawk moon for all the Xbox users

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            • They cant even properly patch the simplest things, you really think they will do something for april fools. There's your joke, thinking they would even try!

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            • Beautiful, love it, only problem is that the areas are designed for specific strike bosses, imagine phogoth instead of the undying mind, there'd be no room

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              • No, it's the nexus, then you see the archon priest cell, and then Phogoth steps out.

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                • Nah, they replace every grenade with Pie. And in order to kill someone with it, you have to hit them directly. [spoiler]MLG[/spoiler]

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                  • They should just gift everyone no land beyond. Great April fools joke

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                  • Have a crota sized Randal the vandal come out of the cell

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                    • Edited by A Blue Illusion: 3/23/2015 5:48:44 PM
                      *Logs in to Destiny Pop up message: "Welcome back Guardian! You are one of a limited number of Guardians that has been chosen to test some brand new exotic weapons we've been working on for future content! Xur has made a special trip to the tower with a new inventory to choose from and it's only available to select Guardians. It will be available for just 1 strange coin! There's one new weapon of each type in the game, like the auto rifle, pulse rifle, etc and new weapons for each slot, primary, secondary and heavy. You can only choose one though, so make sure it's one you really want to test out!" Me: Awesome! *Clicks the A button to dismiss message *Loads character and heads to tower *Runs to vault to grab strange coins *Hunts down Xur *Holds down X and impatiently waits for the "approach" circle to fill Screen goes black. Small loading graphic... You have lost contact with Destiny servers and have been returned to orbit. For more information on this error, please visit Bungie.net and search for error code April Fool... *censored*

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                      • Or just put Omnibitch or Rockets McDickFace in every strike...

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                        • *walks into Phogoth's chamber* "At least it's chained up" *Sepiks is there instead of Phogoth* *Chains don't work* *Sepiks proceeds to 360 no-scope you* "Guardian Down" *After wipe, Sepiks and Nexus are there* "I still got this!" *Nexus begins to spin his shields super fast* *Sepiks runs into the Nexus and flies into you* "Guardian Down" *killed by the architects* *After wipe, Sepiks, Nexus, and Rockets McDickface appear* *(Any guardian here) has disconnected*

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                          • Crota summons his over soul, and just before it explodes Atheon opens the time stream!

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                            • Every single strike loads up Rockets mc dickface at lvl 34 and has an epic modifier. You are only rewarded with greens & whites.

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                              • Edited by Sgt Swifts: 3/23/2015 5:49:20 PM
                                I just imagine sepiks coming out of he giant double doors on the valus ta'arc strike , like "hey bitch"

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                                • Edited by Strongbad: 3/24/2015 4:50:00 AM
                                  Instead of devil walker you get cabal tank Instead of sepiks you get you nexus Instead of pogoth you get valus Instead of cabal tank you get devil walker Instead of valus you get archon Instead of nexus you get sepiks Instead of archon you get pogoth Instead of Omnigul you get two omniguls

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                                  • What if the April fools was having the postmaster give what looked like gjallarhorns to everyone but when you clicked it it turned into an exotic shard

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                                    • When u pass the beginning of the CE raid, end up at the Templar. Then after gatekeeper, end up at crota.

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