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3/22/2015 3:43:04 AM
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If you're using Red Death in Iron Banner...
Just....... F**k You.
All I wanted to do in this Iron Banner was use Monte Carlo as my primary, but all of you queers with your new (who the f**k came up with the stats on red death and said to themselves "Yeah, that seems like a fair and balanced impact, let's go with that" needs to be shot) pulse rifle just had to make sure that I could not, under any circumstances, use Monte Carlo in any match of Iron Banner.
I like Monte Carlo. Best looking gun in the game, hands down. Awesome stat tiers, cool perks. It is a lot of fun to use, and it could be super useful in Crucible. Except for that thing about the ridiculously powerful pulse rifle that everyone, including my grandmother, is now using to help their chances in Iron Banner. I refuse to use the garbage, "there's no sport in it".
You simply cannot equip Monte Carlo with the potential of six Red Death wielding noobs on the other team. Anyone who tries to tell me Monte can stand up to Fred Deaf in a firefight is a stone cold liar and needs to be kneecapped. Post haste. There's no skill, k/d means nothing, it's all bullshit. The way these guns are built, it just won't happen. A retarded monkey with a ps4 controller could kill you and your whole clan in a swoop if you all had Monte and he had Red Death. And the monkey has Parkinson's.
So, long story short, F**k you all. I've had to use hand cannons this whole time, and yes I will teabag you when I kill you, just for not challenging yourself to use a less broken gun. My grandmother just finished a match with 24 kills and she can't remember my name, much less which hand to wipe her ass with. Thanks Xur! F**k you, too.
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#Destiny
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Cry me a river
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I want you to read your post out loud to yourself. I then want you to say your age to yourself once you finish. I would then like you to reflect upon whether or not this is how a person should react at your age to something so trivial.
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2 RepliesWhat's that? I can't hear you over the sound of some baby crying. Oh wait, that's you crying like a baby! Keep it down, crybaby. The adults are trying to have a conversation!
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Rage quit much????
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Me to
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Lol this is how I feel about shotguns. Red death is fine though. Learn to strafe; most scrubs in this game shoot pulse rifles like scouts and forget they have to guide the burst over the head. I consistently put down RD users with the multi tool this way.
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Shut up dreg
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Use Hawkmoon Thorn or The Last Word = Gg
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4 RepliesAt least it's not Thorn You can counter red death Thorn is a two hit kill
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Monte Carlo is ugly compared to hawkmoon, get a hawkmoon and -blam!- the red death users. It is wayyyyy better...
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And no one talks about the evergreen 11.1
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TLW all the way
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3 RepliesRed Death is not really the problem, the auto rifle nerf is. Nowadays it's so rare to see someone using auto rifles in the crucible anymore
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6 RepliesOP is noob. I only used Monte Carlo and averaged a 25 KD. Even when I got heavy I used my Monte Carlo and averaged 50 kd. Red death is marshmallow gun compared to Monte Carlo. Add me on supernintendolive XxMLGMasterRaceSpaceFaceLegitxX
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You okay there bro? Sounds like you might be a little upset?
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Getting hit by a red death feels like getting hit by a handcannon, it's ridiculous.
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You forgot to put *Rant Over*
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Someone didn't get the memo that people have moved on from auto rifles and are now using pulse rifles.
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OP's grandma is OP. Bungie, please nerf.
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Please tell me how it's also not fair that your parents won't buy you Burger King for every meal! Sounds like we got another crybaby on our hands people!
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NEVER LUCKY! MY OPPONENT USED GUNS TO BEAT ME! HE GOT THE EXACT AMOUNT OF CRITS!
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Should have put this thread under #butthurt
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cry about it. your opinion isn't going to stop any body from using. in fact probably the complete opposite
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Ehh, I just use my bad juju, had it forever and it's still one of my favorites
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Problem isn't RD its you using a low impact Sh$! AR... Bungie pretty much made ARs useless.... a combination of the new Strike low impact ARs combine with the numerous nerfs = absolutely sh$!
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You're talking about using Monte Carlo lmao your post is completely invalid
