Just....... F**k You.
All I wanted to do in this Iron Banner was use Monte Carlo as my primary, but all of you queers with your new (who the f**k came up with the stats on red death and said to themselves "Yeah, that seems like a fair and balanced impact, let's go with that" needs to be shot) pulse rifle just had to make sure that I could not, under any circumstances, use Monte Carlo in any match of Iron Banner.
I like Monte Carlo. Best looking gun in the game, hands down. Awesome stat tiers, cool perks. It is a lot of fun to use, and it could be super useful in Crucible. Except for that thing about the ridiculously powerful pulse rifle that everyone, including my grandmother, is now using to help their chances in Iron Banner. I refuse to use the garbage, "there's no sport in it".
You simply cannot equip Monte Carlo with the potential of six Red Death wielding noobs on the other team. Anyone who tries to tell me Monte can stand up to Fred Deaf in a firefight is a stone cold liar and needs to be kneecapped. Post haste. There's no skill, k/d means nothing, it's all bullshit. The way these guns are built, it just won't happen. A retarded monkey with a ps4 controller could kill you and your whole clan in a swoop if you all had Monte and he had Red Death. And the monkey has Parkinson's.
So, long story short, F**k you all. I've had to use hand cannons this whole time, and yes I will teabag you when I kill you, just for not challenging yourself to use a less broken gun. My grandmother just finished a match with 24 kills and she can't remember my name, much less which hand to wipe her ass with. Thanks Xur! F**k you, too.
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2 RepliesI wanna use hardlight so bad :/
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Mfw Tier 1 exotics are currently 3 hand cannons. The holy trinity: Thorn, TLW, and Hawkmoon.
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So... What your telling me is that you're mad because you brought a toothpick to a sword fight ?
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Totally agree. I use my Hawkmoon a lot or VoC but I decided to try it out today and holy hell it does so much work it's totally unfair. I went to kill 5 people in less than 20 seconds with it when I first pulled it out
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I actually gave mine a go after having it on n my vault for a month. I was surprised at how forgiving it is with headshots. Felt like machine gun headshots. Having said that, it still was no fun to use. Crits on handcannons are much more gratifying.
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2 RepliesIll stop when people stop using thorn and hawkmoon.
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3 RepliesRed death isn't overpowered.
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Monte Carlo looks like a chode
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Everyone should just use no land beyond
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Xbox problems
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1 ReplyYou want to bitch about my last word as well?
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If you used another example like Suros Regime or Thorn then it would be a good debate. But you said Maybe Carlo.
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You complain about Red Death while Thorn is being used as both a sniper and a shotgun. Alright then.
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Ya know, ive waited since oct 5th to get a red death and when xur sold it I bought 3 thanks
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24 RepliesDear Bungie: Rock is OP. Paper is fine. Sincerely, Scissors
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Hahahahahaha
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Want a bucket for dem tearz?
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Love you too Buddy!
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Parkinson + pulse rifle = best trigger ever
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I m just glad Xur sold it... I had always used auto rifles, but got pissed with being outgunned all the time...
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2 RepliesOK I won't use red death.. *takes out thorn*
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Red Death isn't to blame. Because you will always have the strong PVP weapons like Suros, Thorn, Hawkmoon, Felwinters, Pocket Infinity, invective, etc....... Just accept and adjust your tactics. Not the best PVP'er but I wont cry about it. Its a game!
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Im trying to level my red death up lol
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I use a pulse: three little words. The impact is higher than red deaths. Red death is stable and healing does help, but if you can kill 'em before they kill you, it shouldn't be a problem?