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3/22/2015 3:43:04 AM
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If you're using Red Death in Iron Banner...

Just....... F**k You. All I wanted to do in this Iron Banner was use Monte Carlo as my primary, but all of you queers with your new (who the f**k came up with the stats on red death and said to themselves "Yeah, that seems like a fair and balanced impact, let's go with that" needs to be shot) pulse rifle just had to make sure that I could not, under any circumstances, use Monte Carlo in any match of Iron Banner. I like Monte Carlo. Best looking gun in the game, hands down. Awesome stat tiers, cool perks. It is a lot of fun to use, and it could be super useful in Crucible. Except for that thing about the ridiculously powerful pulse rifle that everyone, including my grandmother, is now using to help their chances in Iron Banner. I refuse to use the garbage, "there's no sport in it". You simply cannot equip Monte Carlo with the potential of six Red Death wielding noobs on the other team. Anyone who tries to tell me Monte can stand up to Fred Deaf in a firefight is a stone cold liar and needs to be kneecapped. Post haste. There's no skill, k/d means nothing, it's all bullshit. The way these guns are built, it just won't happen. A retarded monkey with a ps4 controller could kill you and your whole clan in a swoop if you all had Monte and he had Red Death. And the monkey has Parkinson's. So, long story short, F**k you all. I've had to use hand cannons this whole time, and yes I will teabag you when I kill you, just for not challenging yourself to use a less broken gun. My grandmother just finished a match with 24 kills and she can't remember my name, much less which hand to wipe her ass with. Thanks Xur! F**k you, too.
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