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3/22/2015 3:43:04 AM
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If you're using Red Death in Iron Banner...
Just....... F**k You.
All I wanted to do in this Iron Banner was use Monte Carlo as my primary, but all of you queers with your new (who the f**k came up with the stats on red death and said to themselves "Yeah, that seems like a fair and balanced impact, let's go with that" needs to be shot) pulse rifle just had to make sure that I could not, under any circumstances, use Monte Carlo in any match of Iron Banner.
I like Monte Carlo. Best looking gun in the game, hands down. Awesome stat tiers, cool perks. It is a lot of fun to use, and it could be super useful in Crucible. Except for that thing about the ridiculously powerful pulse rifle that everyone, including my grandmother, is now using to help their chances in Iron Banner. I refuse to use the garbage, "there's no sport in it".
You simply cannot equip Monte Carlo with the potential of six Red Death wielding noobs on the other team. Anyone who tries to tell me Monte can stand up to Fred Deaf in a firefight is a stone cold liar and needs to be kneecapped. Post haste. There's no skill, k/d means nothing, it's all bullshit. The way these guns are built, it just won't happen. A retarded monkey with a ps4 controller could kill you and your whole clan in a swoop if you all had Monte and he had Red Death. And the monkey has Parkinson's.
So, long story short, F**k you all. I've had to use hand cannons this whole time, and yes I will teabag you when I kill you, just for not challenging yourself to use a less broken gun. My grandmother just finished a match with 24 kills and she can't remember my name, much less which hand to wipe her ass with. Thanks Xur! F**k you, too.
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1 Reply"The Iron Banner is not for the weak." - Lord Saladin. Perhaps you should play something else.
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Um you do realize auto rifles were nerfed and the pulse rifles were buffed in the crucible right and IB is level balanced.
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If you're serious you're a fool.
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Suck a dick buddy. I don't even play iron banner but if I did I'd use whatever the f*ck I want. Hell I'd probably use red death just hoping I run into you.
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1 ReplyLol this made me laugh
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Edited by SikWidItYash: 3/23/2015 12:51:47 AMLol at the teabagging. I was so against doing that before...but when I used to play hardcore crucible, I actually succumbed and used it against people that used Vex, Red Death, and Thorn. Nothing more satisfying then killing those campers that used those magnificent weapons :D
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Edited by Roughneck: 3/23/2015 12:20:04 AMMuted. Nothing more annoying than listening to someone else's baby crying.
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3 RepliesEdited by kraftian: 3/22/2015 8:37:16 PMI found red death the thursday before xûr sold it and felt happy as only me and a couple of other people used it per match then, everything was fine. Come the friday and the kill feed was red death with everything red death. Why the -blam!- xûr would sell it i don't know but now i feel mainstream even though i didn't buy it :( I feel lost in a wave of people that bought it and cursed as if i bought it on the day, sucks
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If you want a more relaxing laid back style of PvP, try the Crucible. For the one week that IB is in town, everyone is going to bring their best gear because they want to rank up as fast as possible. Hardly the time to be sporting and shoot spit wads at one another. If for whatever reason you have a disagreement with that particular gear, don't hate the player hate the game. Oh and just an FYI, I think you can trade that Monte Carlo in to any vendor a for cup of coffee and a donut. Great deal.
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Very few people are even using the Red Death. Thorn seems to be the go to with The Last Word a close second.
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My old dead granny could outpunch the Monte Carlo
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Monte Carlo is shit. Most primaries out gun it
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You can taste the salt
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Have played a ton of IB this time around and to be honest...the number of RD users are really low...you can out gun them with TLW and JuJu all day. The fact that people complain about a gun is just funny...Xur sold it last week,if you didn't have it and didn't buy it..STFU.
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2 RepliesEdited by Dannyboy: 3/22/2015 9:36:39 PMEvery iron banner the forums fill up with whiny posts like these....ARs got nerfed to shit, don't know why anyone would even bother with them anymore, don't blame people using red death, blame bungie for making ARs useless.
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4 RepliesEdited by BlueEmperor55700: 3/22/2015 6:44:11 PMSummary: "I'm trying to use a crappy gun and you guys aren't making it easier during a special PvP event, why?"
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Big old pussy right here folks. Don't blame people for keeping up with buffs blame Bungie for not actually making the crucible balanced.
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Good lord, not these posts again.
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Lol red death felwinters lie and hunger of crota all day long
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So you are gonna complain about a gun that is finally useful when you are using a gun that has low impact and shitty damage? For what? Because it looks cool? Sorry but you don't win games by looking cool.
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2 RepliesAnd now you know why Guardians are supposed to destroy this gun on sight....lol
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Red death does nothing for me, bad juju works waaaay better for me.. Yes for me.
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My hawk moon beats out the red death stop your complaining and get better
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Three Little Words
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I hit rank 5 friday afternoon with a non upgraded 3 little words i found. Red death is op but can easily be dealt with. You see what i used. Its just youre not better in the situations you get into bro lol calm down
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Am I the only one who can go positive with a khovostov but not a red death?
