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Edited by LonelyGame:
2/27/2015 1:39:15 AM
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The Perfect Murder
Get away with the perfect murder be specific. I will try to find a flaw in your plans. If I find a flaw you were caught by the police, if I didn't (me not replying doesn't count) you got away with it. Remember I am one person and cannot reply to everything. I will not reply to trolls. If I don't reply to your post it may be because I haven't had time to. I will try to reply to the everything (except for trolls).
Edit: My Perfect Murder
I would wait for my target in an alleyway at night with gloves and a plastic bag. When they walk by (I would know there daily routine) I would use the plastic bag to suffocate them while quickly pulling them into the alleyway. I would place the body in the trunk of my car (located in the alleyway). I would drive safely and under the speed limit (to not attract unwanted attention) until I get to my home. There I would use tools I had recently bought with cash, not credit, to mummify (to the best of my abilities) my victims body. I would place the organs blood and other body parts into separate containers. After I place the body back in my trunk I would remove the stench of death from my house and replace the floorboards under and around my operation table (I would also clean the operation table). I would then take the plastic bag I had used to commit the murder and burn it with the old floorboards at a bonfire party hosted at my home. I would then take the cell phone and credit card of my victim. I would use the credit card to purchase a 2 - way plane ticket to Denmark. I would use the cell phone to message the victims mother and tell her about the trip the victim was taking to Denmark. I would destroy the cell phone, after removing the SIM care and destroying that. Then I would place the phone bits in on of the containers. I would then go to the nearest dock and rent a boat. I would place the different containers with body pieces in them into the boat and head pretty far out to sea. When I became all alone I would take the containers holding the body pieces and throw them into the ocean. After moving closer to shore I would relax for the rest of my rent time on the boat. I would then sell my house and move a medium distance from where I used to live. End.
Edit 2: After my mistakes were shown to me I made some changes to my murder.
Edit 3: This thread has become too much for me alone I am electing an admin and will elect more if it gets any bigger. If you are elected admin please take your job seriously and don't troll. An admin's judgement is just as good as mine.
Edit 4: I posted my perfect murder as an example. It is subject to change. If you find a flaw in my murder please, tell me so I can correct it.
Edit 5: If someone finds a mistake in my example post they can become an admin, if they choose.
Edit 6: It seems I forgot to fix some things, sorry for the inconveniance. :(
Edit 7: I have as many admin's as I need, right now. No more admins will be elected, until I need more.
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Kill somebody, then nuke everyone else so you don't get caught
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3 RepliesIb4ban
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1 ReplyNecrobump?
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1 ReplyBe a white police officer, kill a guy, get paid and then get promoted. The south will rise again!
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5 RepliesEasy! Step one: park in a country side road near mountains Step two: wait till a car passes by at night alone Step three: ram the car off the edge Step four: drive away Step five: fix the car yourself or have a friend do it and blame the damage on a deer
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2 RepliesEdited by Magikarp: 2/26/2015 7:37:13 PM>befriend victim >plan vacation >ask victim if they want to go >if yes, plan works >fake the death of someone close to you >cancel vacation and leave tickets with victim >victim boards plane >plane has powerful explosives planted in the most unlikely spots by me >plane is over the ocean >detonate >success >create a fake will from the victim that leaves 75% of bank account funds to you >??? >profit
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>shoot them >policeman asks if it was you >say "no"
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>be friends with a construction worker >chloroform >bury them in concrete
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1 ReplyStab with icicle, murder weapon simply melts leaving no trace of evidence
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I can totally get away with murder. But it'll take some time.
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2 RepliesIn my opinion, to get away with Murder, you'd need to have absolutely no prior association with the target. This would mean that there is no motive, and therefore make the Murder pointless, but let's skip that detail for now. Ideally, it would need to be done where no witnesses are around, so it would take a lot of patience and precision stalking to get the right moment to strike. Beforehand, I would purchase a cheap, relatively brightly coloured car from some private dealer on the other side of the country, repaint the entire thing black, and put a fake license plate/registration on it, making certain it is road worthy, and I'd also hollow out the rear seats for body concealment, and tint the windows as dark as they can legally be. So anyway, Back to the murder, I'd sneak up from behind (assuming the suspect is alone) with a blonde wig just sticking out from beneath my balaclava, and Garrotte them, making sure they can't call for help, whilst dragging them back to my car. I'd then try to hide them under the seat, place them in an airtight bag and clean the entire thing. I'd then drive to the middle of the desert (some 1200 miles away), cremate the victim, scatter their ashes, and then clean the car of DNA/Fingerprints, and replace the back seats. I'd then remove the engine and purchase an old one, and install it, then sell it for Scrap Metal, claiming the engine died. Very, very difficult, but possible. IMO not worth it.
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1 ReplyWhat if the victims phone has a passcode?
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7 RepliesI just noticed...if you waited for them at night, with your car in an alley...they would just have to use CCTV to find all cars that were parked around the time of murder.
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Shoot em in the damn face
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4 RepliesWear rubber gloves and shoes, sneak in in the middle of the night, stab their heart. Leave carefully locking the door behind me.
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3 RepliesEdited by ThyLordIntrovert: 2/27/2015 1:56:06 AMStep one: break into targets house without triggering alarms, after said target has left for work (by way of lock pick or garage door pass code) Step two: look for anything of value in the house to kill some time, do not take said valuables yet. Step three: find a spare house key then leave the house Step four: when it is night make your away to the targets house after they have fallen asleep Step five: snap targets neck in their sleep while wearing gloves Step six: take valuables and targets car keys Step seven: load a motorcycle into the back of the targets vehicle Step eight: drive dead targets vehicle out to the middle of no where (ex. A forest outside the city that no one goes into) Step nine: drive the vehicle into the forest Step ten: pour alcohol into the dead targets mouth, and leave a few bottles in the car Step eleven: drive away on motor cycle that you brought with you Step twelve: burn gloves, make it look like you are just having a casual fire In your backyard
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2 RepliesEdited by MeGa Mysterious: 2/26/2015 4:30:23 AM1. Fake my death by any means and tell absolutely no one 2. Murder target and try to leave as little evidence as possible (it's ok If I leave a little evidence because I'm dead) 3. Move cross country and or leave country 4. ??? 5. Profit
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1 ReplyI'd murder someone, then I'd tie and gag them so it would look like -blam!-. Then I'd try to get the sperm of some other guy so I could use it to frame them
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Don't drive to slow, you can't get stopped for driving to slow. Just turn the radio up, chill out, and just cruise. Also, build your own shack at or around a lake, because replacing floorboards in your house after operating is to suspicious. I also wouldn't move till about a year after the death to avoid suspicion. If you are on good terms with them, you are less likely to be suspected.
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Here's what you do [spoiler]power up the bass cannon[/spoiler] [spoiler]initiate phase one[/spoiler] [spoiler]fire[/spoiler] [spoiler]#Rekt #thelegendneverdies #Nobodycanstopthelegend #thelegendcantgotoprison[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesGet to know the person but not well. Go sneak into the house (I know multiple ways) slit the victims wrist, restraining them with soft cloth, empty the dishwasher and washing machine. If pet give extra food. Use tissues to soak up any tears saliva and snot ball them up and place them on the floor. Access their phone read though texts find someone that they had an argument with text the person a suicide message based on the messages. Leave and shut the door. All while wearing ppe (Ebola doctors suits).
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I watch dexter so I'd get away with it
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3 RepliesEdited by Gub: 2/26/2015 4:00:34 AM1. Become a telekinetic 2. Kill them from far away 3. Laugh
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That's pretty impressive writing
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99.9999 percent of you fools would get caught lmao
