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Yes! Everyone loves dead baby jokes! :)
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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 173 as my basement is still dark
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What do you call four dead babies nailed to a piece of cardboard? [spoiler]my coffee table[/spoiler]
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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? [spoiler]the biggest erection of your life[/spoiler]
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? [spoiler]to watch it's expression[/spoiler]
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Whats the difference between porn and a dead baby? [spoiler]i don't jack to porn[/spoiler] Whats worse the 10 babies skewered to a tree? [spoiler]1 baby skewered to 10 trees[/spoiler] Whats the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [spoiler]i don't -blam!- a sandwich in the ass before i eat it[/spoiler] Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bed? [spoiler]i don't sleep in a bed[/spoiler] Inside joke: Whats worse then 10 babies in hell? [spoiler]ten babies in kingston[/spoiler]
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Edited by rh_Chimaera: 2/23/2015 6:31:55 PMWhats the difference between spinach and a dead baby? [spoiler]I dont eat spinach[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a dead baby and pop tart? [spoiler]none[/spoiler]
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You just did
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What do you call a xxxx xxxx, floating in a pond? [spoiler]ßoß[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesNOT IF I MAKE IT FIRST!!
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What's the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of babies? [spoiler]You don't use a pitchfork to unload bricks. XD[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a truckload of bricks and a truckload of babies?[spoiler]You don't use a pitchfork to unload bricks.[/spoiler]
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How do you get a baby out of a blender?[spoiler]Doritos.[/spoiler]
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May as well rename it to this thread.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house red? [spoiler]It depends how hard you throw them.[/spoiler] What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? [spoiler]Your penis.[/spoiler] Why did the baby cross the road? [spoiler]It didn't.[/spoiler] Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not the baby.
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How do you get a baby to stop running in circles? [spoiler]nail it's other hand to the floor[/spoiler]
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How do you get 100 babies into a bathub [spoiler]a blender[/spoiler] How do you get them out? [spoiler]nacho chips[/spoiler] [spoiler]or a straw[/spoiler]
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What's better than 10 babies nailed to a tree? [spoiler]1 baby nailed to 10 trees[/spoiler]
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [spoiler]depends how hard you throw them[/spoiler]
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?[spoiler]i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage[/spoiler]
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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? [spoiler]One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'd like to believe it has already begun.
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Well, it's kind of too late to turn back.
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