Greetings, Hunter! Congratulations are in order, as you are now part of the elite. You've no doubt heard the rumors, that you are too powerful. I'm here to assure you that you are. Allow me to introduce you to your abilities that make you the BEST. [u]Gunslinger - [/u][i]The lone wolf that can kill anything any number of times forever. [/i] First off, [b]you can triple jump. [/b]You know who else can triple jump?[i] Nobody[/i], that's who. You can jump higher and farther than any other class! The perfect tool to evade all circumstances you deem less than worthy of your time. [b][u]You have a throwing knife![/u][/b] There are few things more beautiful than denying somebody's life from afar with a blade. Your throwing knife flies faster and farther than any ballistic, and causes immediate swift death. It even burns, incinerating any foe within 10 meters of it. [b] You have the best grenades![/b] [u]Swarm grenade?[/u] Throw it anywhere and let it do the rest. It will seek and destroy all enemies with ease;[i] there is no escape[/i]. You also have the ability to set mines! These are [i]invisible[/i] to enemies, and last until an unlucky adversary steps on or near it. They will promptly flip 100 feet in the air and die. [b]You have Golden Gun![/b] What's the best weapon in 007? Golden Gun. What do you have? Golden Gun. With three, sometimes four shots. Activate this bad boy and you're [i]invincible[/i]. Your shots can explode. [b]EXPLODE[/b]. You turn enemies into bombs. You are [u]James Bond[/u]. If you aren't wet yet, [i]wait until you read this next bit. [/i] You have a whole other class! [u]Bladedancer[/u]-[i]Beautiful women, relentless booty.[/i] [b]You can Blink Strike![/b] That means you hit someone and you're not even there. Just hit that melee and you'll teleport anywhere on the map, stab an enemy, and return to your position. You even turn invisible! How awesome is that? [b]YOU ARE ALWAYS INVISIBLE![/b] No matter what you do as a Hunter Bladedancer, you will be invisible. Aiming your weapon? You're invisible. Stab someone? Turn invisible! Get stabbed BY someone? TURN INVISIBLE! Feel like taking a load off? Sure 'nuff, and you'll be invisible. You can even go invisible during Arc Blade because -blam!- people. [b]Oh Yeah, ARC BLADE![/b] Imagine a tornado. A tornado struck by lightning. Now make that tornado invisible. Then give that invisible lightning tornado katanas. That, is Arc Blade. [b]You teleport![/b] Hit that jump button twice and you're instantly somewhere else, out of harms way. [b]You are FAST[/b] - Nobody can catch a Hunter, let alone a Bladedancer. You are the wind beneath the eagle. You are the eagle. You are the sky through which the eagle soars. [b] You have Sticky Grenades![/b] You love Halo, I love Halo, and[i] chicks[/i] dig sticky grenades. You have them. Mo' sticky grenades=mo' sticky babes. [i]This is all just the tip.[/i] There is much more to Hunters you will learn to love. -------------------------------------------- Maybe I'm underselling it. You're a Hunter. We are the reason OJ got off. We are Miley Cyrus before and after the wrecking ball. We are the wrecking ball. We are the deuce nobody wants to drop. We are the Ace, in their face. We are Waterfall. We are the cup that flips. We are Americas Next Top Model. So when you hear that you are OP, when people complain you're too hot too handle, when the inevitable rage quitting ensues because of your lethality, fear not. For you are love, you are life. [i]#HunterMasterRace[/i] [b]EDIT[/b]: Trending. Drop the bumps like you drop the panties sophomore year. [b]EDIT 2[/b]: It seems there's some confusion on commenting on this post, let me shed some light on the subject [b]--Step 1, Acceptance:[/b] You understand that Hunters are superior [b]--Step 2, Action:[/b] You delete all characters that are not a Hunter, and replace them with Hunters. [b]--Step 3, Praise[/b]: You realize the glory and shed one single tear, the tear rolls down your cheek and hits the ground. No sound is heard, but the ground beneath you feels sturdier, women are suddenly at your feet (or men, no h8 here) you yell THANK YOU PONETHEPOON [b]--Step 4, The Comment[/b]: You reload this post and leave a witty reply, as any sassy Hunter would. You remove your pants. You thank me once more. Edit 3: Im dying at all the tripmine and triple jump comments. TL;DR Beautiful women, relentless booty.