Liberals Government People who hate other people. The fact that no one can just get along and have fun Racists (be you white or black or anything in between) Tough shit assholes who need a good asskicking Lack of driving skills

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Here are a few examples of things that piss me off; •Religinuts. Young earth creationists in particular. Scientologists close second. •Faith. •Republicans. •Tories. •Baseless opinions. •Opinions that contradict facts. •Feminists (non-egalitarians). •Big business corporations. •Privatisation of nationalised public services. •Privatised health care. •Savaging pensions. •Useless layabouts on welfare (those who don't even want to work, not those who have paid taxes most of their lives, to then lose their job). •Patriots (a small amount of patriotism isn't a bad thing). •Anti-vaxxers. •Anti-human rights. •Anti-gay rights. •Racists. •Poverty-esque pay cheques. •American bastardisation of political terms like "socialism". •Anti-socialist mentality. •Massive tuition fees for higher education. •Crony Capitalism. •Communism. •Profit over citizen rights. •Anti-workers rights. •Jeremy Kyle. •Game prices. •Wages that don't follow inflation. •Quantitive Easing. •Morons who blame immigrants for all their ills. •War, and invasions conducted in situations where your homeland is not under direct threat of invasion or attack from a foreign power. •Anti-NASA morons. •Race cards. •Priests. •Paedophile's. •The Tea Party. •Restrictions on movement. •Anti-EU morons. •TTIP (Trans-Atlantic trade and investment partnership). •SOPA (Stop online piracy act). •PIPA (Protect IP act). •Necrophiliacs. •Android phone GUI's. •iPhones. •Animal abuse. •Abuses of power. •Supervisors. •CCTV cameras. •Public transport. •Beastiality. •Banking deregulation. •Zero political accountability. •Reneging on political promises. •Anti-Science advocates. •Two party system. •Sarah Palin. •Desticles. •Thieves. •Halal practices. •Brit Milah. •American Football. •Cricket. •Big business tax avoidance. •Extremely low tax rates for big business. •Massive income tax rates for the working populace. •Slow PC's. •Those who form opinions on subjects (whichever it may be), without even reading a single piece of research. •Fracking. Seriously, -blam!-ing fracking. •Internet Explorer. •Golf. •Entrapment. •Holy books. •Criminalisation of the poor. •Criminalisation of the homeless. •Criminalising those who partake in personal drug abuse. •Deadbeat parents who abandon their children. •Political correctness. •Negative discrimination. •Inconsiderate drivers. •Unscratchable itches. •Hairy women. •Non-protestors. •Those who live their lives in the past, instead of the here and now; focusing on their future. •The current methods of "teaching" in education. •Fake qualifications (PHD in divinity). •Very hot weather. •Marmite. •Council tax. •Abortion. •Anti-Green, sustainable energy. •Big tobacco. •Monarchy. •Being jailed for debt. •VAT •Harsh sentences for minor offences. •DMCA (Digital millennium copyright act). •House of Lords. •Anti-Consumer rights/protections. •Already on the disc "DLC" unlocks. •Bungie Ninjas. •Those who claim to understand politics and form opinions on politics, when they haven't done any research. •Those who can't see the woods for the trees. (Those who focus on the individual issues, and can't see the bigger picture). •Automatic entitlement to welfare for new immigrants, and school leavers. •Inheritance tax. •The banking system in general, and it's exploitative nature. •Prisoners being allowed to vote. •Ken -blam!-ing Ham. •Federalism. •On-shore nuclear weapons, near populated areas. •VenomfangX •The NWO (New world order) •Those who claim that "Morality" is a product of religion, and [u]only[/u] stems from religious teachings; without religion you cannot be moral. Dicks. •[url=http://dailycurrant.com/2014/12/29/texas-to-televise-executions-live-on-pay-per-view/]Televised Executions.[/url] •The illuminati. •Multiculturalism (if you come to my country, abide by my countries rules, laws, and embrace the culture, or don't -blam!-ing come - I refuse to pander to other cultures who try and change mine to make it more like theirs). •Margaret Thatcher (She's dead now, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo). •Morons who think they're superior to others just because they have a degree (I have a degree, but I don't see myself as being superior to anyone). •Those people who advocate that the minimum wage should leave people poverty ridden, and rely on the statement "want more cash? Educate yourself", somehow implying that education automatically gains you better employment. It's a lie, propagated by morons who more often than not, were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. •Anti-Democracy mentality. •Lack of parental rights for fathers. •Exploitation in general. •Anti-Union mentality. •Long working days. •Long working weeks. •Bullies. •Whalers. •Cost of goods in general, thanks to massive markups on all purchases. •Playstation network. •Pay to win models. •DLC which used to be known as unlocks. •Buyable cheats. •Moustaches. •Interdepartmental communications (or rather, the inability to communicate effectively between departments). •Men with earrings. •Loud people. •Monobrows. •Mullets. •Positive discrimination. •Poachers. •Cost of Oil (Petrol). •Sharks. •Coulrophobiacs. •Ripping your favourite clothes. •White Knights (Feminist sympathisers). •Shoes in the house. •Wannabe hard men and gangsters. •Neds (Chavs). •Quacks. •SDTV's. •Coding (love/hate relationship). •Bad acting. •Splitting TV series seasons in half in the name of "combatting piracy". •The Reaper. •When I see people who let their notifications build up. Read the -blam!-ing things you morons. •Battery life on mobile phones. •The number 7. -blam!- that particular number. •Stupid, irrelevant, outdated laws. •Maleists (Non-Egalitarians). •Overpriced "brand" clothing. •Cheap labour. •Those who are mentally incapable of understanding sarcasm. •Slap stick comedy. •Alcoholics. •Mosanto. •Homophobes. •Anti-Transgender mentality. •Junkies. •Crying babies. •Screaming children. •Left handed people. Damn weirdos. •Itchy bumhole. •Itchy ballsack. You can't scratch that shit. Drives me insane. •Co2 emissions. •Solvents. •Arbitrators •Anti-Space exploration mentality. •Those who claim atoms are not real. •Xboxdotcom. •Massive homes, in an already overpopulated world. •Religious organisation tax exemptions. •Queue's. "Que's" to you yanks. •Credit Cards. •Stubbing my toe. •Being unable to see the stars in the sky, thanks to massive light pollution. •Papercuts. •Gangs. •Being pissed off. •Money. •Miscarriages of justice. •When your favourite TV show ends. •Stupid people. •Lack of money. •Haemorrhoids. •Intentional environmental destruction. •Black hat hackers. •Trojan horses, Worms, exploits etc. •#Hashtags. •Those who live out with their means, and wonder how they amass debt, and fall into the trap. •Mandatory drugs screenings for non-safety oriented jobs, such as administrative staff. •Laws being passed via the back door, under the guise of something else. •Sweatshops. •Facebook. •I cannot breath underwater. •I cannot fly. •Sex trafficking. •Saw like "clubs". •Sadistic psychopaths. •Redheads (they have no souls). •Ties (suit ties). •Obscene banker bonuses, despite the global meltdown, and irresponsible banking policies. •Pubic hair. Really now people, shave that shit. •Second hand smoke. •Procurator Fiscals. •Inability to create private servers for multiplayer games. •Reliance on XBL and PSN servers for MP games. •Fashion over practicality. •Farming a species to the brink of extinction. •Religious apologists. •Zionists. •Heat spots. •Pro-Crony Capitalism and corporatism morons. •Pesticides. •Bad breath. •Body odour. •Parents who exploit their children. •Horrible teeth. •A blocked nose. •Smog. •Industry deregulation in general. •Top heavy organisations. •Charities (90% of the donation is swallowed up through admin fees etc). •Random stop and search. •Mandatory National Service. •Treating military personnel like gods. War is only heroic when one is fighting to defend their country. •Morons who can't understand that intelligence does not mean educated, and educated does not imply intelligence. •Police brutality. •When my b.net app doesn't update the notifications. •NSA. •Scat lovers. •Hard drugs. •Disrespecting ones parents, without reasonable cause. •Circumcision and female genital mutilation. •Obesity. •Call centres. •Those people who base their entire opinions on a subject, based upon silly meme's they found on facebook, without even bothering to check the validity of the meme. •Uninformed voters. •Cold callers. •Mobile phones. •Obnoxious morons who participate in a cellphone call whilst inside the cinema. •Obnoxious morons who chomp their food so loud, you can hear them for miles. *cough* kilometres. *cough*. •Those who chew with their mouths open. •Unstable internet connections. •Roaming charges. •Alternate current. •Analogue TV signals. •Sexual orientation cards. •Liars. •Government funded news stations. •Government funded news papers. •Ambulance chasers. •The Mafioso. •Paparazzi. •Pepperoni. •Anchovies. •Sky scrapers. •Air pollution. •Nuclear waste being dumped into the ocean. •Waste in general, being dumped into the ocean. •Animal testing. •Bronies. •Alarm clocks. •Early rises for work. •Dealing with the moronic public. •The customer is always right mentality. •Wiggers. •Pro-employers rights, I.e. Pro-employee exploitation. •Dog eat dog mentality. •Evolution deniers. •Guns and "right to carry" advocates. •Global Warming deniers. •Big Oil. •Oppressive governments. •Anti-Privacy advocates. •Censorship. •Moving jobs overseas, to save costs. I'm gonna stop here, I could go on and on. Honourable mentions; [spoiler]YOU.[/spoiler]

If someone hurts the person I love

I am Groot

Shit parents that should not be parents Ex murdering the child, -blam!- the child bearing the child, etc…

Yu All the things you said

People who don't listen People who constantly have their cell phones out People who talk People

My bladder can really get me pissed.

People that don't respect the constitution or the military. If they don't like it, they can get the hell out.

Better than being pissed on.