Lead Dev: Let's start with hunters. We'll give them a long, flowing cloak, with its own dynamic physics. It will have multiple art profiles: in town, the hood will be down, reveal the hunter's character, and out in the game world, it will cover the hunter's helmet and look totally boss. We can make them all different lengths, colors, styles and patterns! A hunter's choice of cloak will come to define their class, and really fulfill the player fantasy. And we'll develop a whole bunch of sub-lore surrounding them and really build on their hype!
Other Devs: Awesome! That sounds so cool! We'll get on this at once!
Random Dev: What about Titans?
Lead Dev: Oh, um, we could like, give them a loin cloth.
Other Devs: What?
Lead Dev: You know, a loin cloth. We'll recycle the cloak physics we used for hunter and just do the same thing on a much smaller scale.
Other Devs: But... a loin cloth? Really? That doesn't sound as cool...
Lead Dev: It's fine. We'll relate it to the Titan's "barbarian" player fantasy and develop all that same sub-lore like we did for hunter's cloaks.
Other Devs: Ok, I guess we can sell that...
Random Dev: What about Warlocks?
Lead Dev: *an awkward silence*
Lead Dev: Who?
Random Dev: Warlocks? Our 3rd class?
Lead Dev: I thought we were just going with two classes?
Other Devs: No, no, we're going with three.
Lead Dev: Oh... well... they can have arm bands.
Other Devs: *silence*
Random Dev: Like, cool fore-arm mounted computers, or like, dual upper arm bicep sleeves with cool paterns?
Lead Dev: No. Like, a single bicep band.
Other Devs: *silence*
Lead Dev: Like those arm bands soccer captains wear. Soccer is cool.
Random Dev: Like, on each arm though right? And maybe with automated moving parts and lights?
Lead Dev: No, like just one arm. Very small, like 2 inches wide max.
Other Devs: O...k...
Lead Dev: Like, I mean, I guess we could maybe put lights on the super rare and expensive ones. But never more than a single color. And no moving parts. That costs way to much development resources. Just throw some particles on the legendary ones. But keep it simple. Don't let them stand out. You should have to inspect the warlock to even know they are wearing a class item.
Other Devs: That kinda sounds lame compared too-
Lead Dev: I don't care. Hunter master race.
Random Dev: Maybe at least put the bands on both arms? All we would need to do is copy and pas-
Lead Dev: This meeting is over. *slams notebook and walks out*
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I like the titan thing with the grenades. Warlock bonds are fuc king stupid even the best looking ones u don't even really notice. Oh well I guess we all look the same anyways.... so much for gear customization along with any kind of identity
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8 RepliesHunter life be like
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2 RepliesAs a Titan: butt towels FTW
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Edited by Shadowake71: 1/16/2015 7:00:40 PMI am the captain of my 1 man soccer "team". This is like grade school ALL over again......:-|
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1 ReplyLOL, #HunterMasterRace Did you see the sick hunter cape in the next DLC? Devs really do favor Hunters.
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For real warlocks got shafted
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Hunters master race!
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lol haha xD I do wish the warlock bond was more visible and on both sides :c
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Warlocks can get fire bonds which look pretty cool
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LOL... I had to read this out loud to my kids. They were making similar comments ;)
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4 Replies...But capes look stupid
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3 RepliesI actually prefer the bond to the other class items . . . They seem to be the most unique. Besides, warlocks have the coolest armor (besides the Dusk Tread stuff currently being sold by vendors, yeesh.)
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Lol too true I wish we had a cool class item. I don't even want to make a hunter but I'm at least excited for the cloaks
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And the best bit... It's probs legit!
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Breast Cancer awareness arm band
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Haha so true !
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Hunter Master Race!!!!!
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Yup. #HunterMasterRace
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Laughed my butt off at this. And I usually don't find the humor in most posts meant to be funny. Made my shitty work day that much better. Thanks.
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True Story.
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Yup they pretty much gave warlocks one of those floating devices kids use. But only one. And smaller.
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4 RepliesUh.. The Titans mark, is just that..mark/ sash, it has been used used by military/mulisha to show rank...
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haha its true we have the worst class item....But I see there pain what could they give us for a class item ?
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2 RepliesI was in a raid with another level 32 Warlock. The whole time It was really awkward because I think we both thought we had unique and awesome looking warlocks before that raid. But we basically were clones of each other. I think we ignored eachother to help ease the pain of knowing we weren't so special.
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iam a warlock and i like this lol
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2 RepliesOH MY GOD!! I was in the office during working hours when I read this!!! YOU ARE CRAZY I risked getting fired!!!! I was laughing tooooo loud and crying.... Lucky me I did not piss my pants! Thanks man!