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Edited by DarthBuffLizard:
1/4/2015 3:26:26 AM
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My wife said if I get 69 likes she will let me see "the Dark Below"!
Title says it all
Edit: Wow! Amazingly funny comments and...I visited "the Dark Below" and was disappointed to find that some sort of Guardian massacre must have occurred there....blood everywhere!
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#Destiny
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Just don't feel bad. You weren't the only one in that loot cave. People have been farming it for weeks.
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Her omnigowl is getting your gjallahorn
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Hopefully your wielding the Black hammer .
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Make sure she cleanses first. Don't wanna get wrecked by the harpies
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[quote]Title says it all Edit: Wow! Amazingly funny comments and...I visited "the Dark Below" and was disappointed to find that some sort of Guardian massacre must have occurred there....blood everywhere![/quote] Ah, I see. Well you have earned your first blood medal. Two more and your bounty is complete...
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This thread is wildly inappropriate, but wildly funny.
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24 RepliesCan my friend join? He has a black hammer
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7 RepliesMy wife said if i get 69 likes she will let me enter her Vault of Ass
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23 RepliesYou going at it solo or are you looking for a fireteam?
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I hear lots of cheese there
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You get nothing. No likes because it's cheesey
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14 RepliesI heard in order to beat the raid you have to drop her to her knee then whack her in the face with your sword... But do it fast before she becomes enraged...
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Pics or it's not real!
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Can you explain the gatekeepers?
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Has your wife let you see it yet?
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+1 for the title -1 for the edit No points awarded.
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Already beat you to it. Later, bro.
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You are whipped asf
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1 Reply6 sperm went into the pit, only one crawled out...
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4 RepliesEdited by Auriventris: 1/4/2015 9:07:31 PMWell that was quite the [b]Ice Breaker[/b] but i guess its always best to say the [b]Truth [/b]about such things, just be careful though, [b]Patience and time[/b] are an important part of the process, you rush ahead and [b]the last word[/b] will be your own, if it comes to that just remember to be gracious and just say you're sorry for being such a [b]thorn[/b], trying to get into deep and [b]lingering the damage[/b] already done by rushing to much. Like, There's [b]No land beyond[/b] your love, As long as you have a [b]plan C[/b] you can be her [b]fatebringer[/b] and work your way back to a stable relationship, Just remember that its the[b] fate of all fools[/b] and you have to work hard to make it all work out properly, Just don't[b] succumb to the oracles[/b] again and dont blindly show her that your [b]pocket infinity[/b] is charging as your eyes meet or you're gona have a bad time.
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7 RepliesBe careful when having vex with shanks.... make sure your kight has protcection or you could catch harpies if you visit the dark below and you'll wind up with nasty bumps all over your cabal's and then every one will just call you, Lou Xur......
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1 ReplyHey man, just remember...no cheesing. Do it the right way.
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Halarious!
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Edited by Alpha74: 1/5/2015 6:56:39 PM...really
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Edited by JGUIN89: 1/5/2015 6:46:00 PMI have the fastest completion time of 45 seconds. legit. solo. no cheese.
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1 ReplyIf I get 69 likes then my fiancé will let me use my Fist of Crota in hers Dark Below. kek.
