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Edited by the last mage:
11/19/2015 7:01:19 AM
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funniest things a noob has said to you in destiny
There's some funny things they say if you have one I want to hear about it
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Oryx normal. These two lfg guys say they know the mechanics, so we get to weavers, and two go left, I stay mid with friend to kill accolytes, and I look over at the two lfg's standing on the aura spawn saying "we are on the plate, why are we dying?".
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2 RepliesOmg bungie! I demands refund on my strange coins. My engram gave me a shitty year 1 exotic. I still hear this from idiots...
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In vog with a squeaker and some other guy we found the squeaker on lfg. Sk Squeaker: alright guys its teplar time I hope nothing doesn't not happen to us. (Squeaker gets kicked) Guy: I freaking hate white kids who cant speak english right hate. Me: yeah I doesn't like kids who dont english right. (Everyone in fire team is quietly laughing) Guy: it just so annoying, pisses me off too. (Pause) Guy: god damnit ( Everyone is laughing balls) Guy : -blam!- you Me: you're just so slow. Best moment in raid for me so far.
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2 RepliesSaying destiny is the best game bungie ever made
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8 Repliespeople freaking out over ghallihorn.
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Most recently.... I was helping a LFG PuG that had a sisters checkpoint and after so many failed tries at the sisters I asked "has everyone finished the raid before?", after brief silence only one person said yes then I was asked while using ToM and Raid emblem.... "well, have you done the raid before?!?" -_- I helped them finish the sisters and then I had to call it quits BTW my LFG post I thought was clear - 302 hunter looking for normal fresh with people who know how to make it a quick run - have ToM, Spindle, Raid weapons, Sleeper, Razelighter ect. Add oxD0NKEY_PUNCHxo
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During tdb times, my friends and I were doing VoG, and this one kid who always tagged along was playing with us, he usually quit really fast if we didn't get a cp done in enough tries. During this VoG run, we were on confluxes and he kept peaking his head out and shooting enemies. We told him to stop, and he didn't and then died, there was someone already dead, and we weren't about to fourman confluxes with almost none at 32, so he got mad at us and left even though he was the one who got us killed
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10 RepliesEdited by TandT616: 10/30/2015 4:56:23 PMWas doing Hard mode King's Fall. Finally get to Oryx and I ask 'Who has touch of malice?' One guy says 'I dismantled it. I didn't like it' Thought he was joking at first, when I realized he was serious I left the fireteam
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1 ReplyA long time ago, what's a oracle
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"I've fought Xylar, I can show you how to get him if we get to final boss!" My sides.
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Edited by BlakenBrady: 10/30/2015 3:26:42 PMYou can open exotic chest two times on playstation and only once on Xbox he was not that intelligent
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1 ReplyWas joining a friend in crucible. He had a little kid(maybe not little, like 14-16) with him, I said if he wanted to join me for crucible kid responded "not with your light level at 261" (because I'm wearing a mask)
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1 Reply"I used the last word a lot by I never used the ads glitch"
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Was on warpreist and when we killed him a random from lfg shrieked he got a bazooka.
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First day of hard mode. We were at Sisters.. You have to stand on the platform under relic!!! Umm no! I'm roaming! I tell him to watch a video.. He kicks me off FT! 40 minutes later I've beaten Oryx and gone to tower Go to recent players... Sees he is still in raid. I just have to laugh. Saturday I get a msg saying he was sorry and I could add him and Raid with him anytime. My retort was as follows.... No Thanx!
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1 ReplyMy milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and damn right there better then yours.
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Bring it to teh top!
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Bumptastic!
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Bumpidy
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2 RepliesMust be 310 for HM raid
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You need to be +310 to kill oryx!
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25 RepliesEdited by s7e7v7e7n77: 12/5/2015 5:35:21 PM[url=http://www.mischiefmakersmanual.com/tools/annoy/homepage.html]click if you are amazing[/url] And remember: FORTY-TWO!
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While in Crota: "Guys!!! Don't take that heavy drop! I need it!"
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Vex mytho... Something? What is it? I just know that it's exotic... - One of my fireteam member, after TTK release, on his first attemp at VOG.
