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Edited by CrazyLincoln:
8/3/2015 9:08:50 PM
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Destiny Vs. Destiny 4 [I'm a time traveler]
Fight. (Destiny 4 was made in the year 2021 as an exclusive for the Wii Wooo)
To explain: I'm from the year 2025. As of now, the Vex are rewriting time. The current theory is that Destiny 3 was so awful, nobody would have ever bought Destiny 4. Bungie knew they had to do something.
One day Bungie got an idea, they made Destiny real. Destiny 4 was born. Therefore everyone would have to play.
Destiny 4 is the name for the future. These events have not happened, have happened and will happen.
Nintendo became God and created the Wii Wooo universe. It sold 7 units.
(To clarify about another game: God of war was sold to North Korea and rebooted as God of war: Dear Leader Strikes)
Microsoft's only exclusive is pong.
Half life 3 turns out to be a picture of gabe taking a shit on a crow bar.
It's much worse than I originally thought. Word is that DeeJ became a Mech-warrior. Not only that, millions die in the wars that break out on Bungie.net. The Desticles wars nearly exterminate all of The Flood.
Long face dies by the hands of Mech-DeeJ.
New information has come to my attention. As it turns out, Sega Dreamcasts are portals though time. We need to destroy all of them.
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1 ReplyThis post is interesting. Not entirely interesting, but it has promise.
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1 ReplyCan I get my portal controller now pls?
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1 ReplyWhat happens to cod just curios lol
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yeah yeah, just give me the lottery numbers.
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2 RepliesI have a sega genesis sooo... Also your story is bull shit, the truth is that lizard squad takes out sony for good and Microsoft becomes the supreme overlord of earth. That stuff about Nintendo is true though...
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1 ReplyQuestion will Twinkies be back in dah future
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2 RepliesThe first one is usually the best
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"Wii Wooo."
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I just came back from the year 2552. The Covenant attacked and destroyed entire planets for having Destiny. It almost became extinct. Then a group of brave Herod locked all the remaining Destiny copies in a box and then the Covenant stopped. The protesters of the vault are called "Guardians". I'll let you guess why.
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2 RepliesSo i hear the Desticle wars ended when the Desticles were pushed off a cliff by a cheese truck where they landed on the piles of dead Atheon carcases
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Wii woo ftw
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2 RepliesMecha-DeeJ needs some sort of fan art made by someone who doesn't suck at it (me).
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3 RepliesGuys, i'm from 2100, and i just want to clear things up for my past self, everything that was said is true, it happened, is happening, and will happen. but by my time Jesus has returned in the form of a Sega dreamcast thus saving us from the vex and undoing the whole vex deal. Few of us remember the the story, and to CrazyLincoln i am future you, head my warning: beware of th
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So you are responsible for the story of destiny. No way theres another person on earth also able to think in such a wierd way. Screw you!
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3 RepliesIt's 2525! The Human-Covenant war has started!
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1 ReplyCan I join mech warrior force. Classic game
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4 RepliesWee woo
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2 RepliesWhen you came back from the future did you spawn naked? Or did you use a delorian?
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1 ReplyThis should've been funny, but i found an odd absence of laughter.
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2 RepliesEdited by imc347: 12/29/2014 8:40:44 PMWill there be a crossover between Halo and Destiny? Also, why only 7 Wii Wooo units? Also, I found a very weird message written on my Dreamcast. I would take a picture, but all of my cameras exploded.
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I'm from 2015 and destiny 2 is destiny remasted since people love that shit
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1 ReplyI laughed at Wii Woo haha
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I am a werewolf from the future, future war cult.
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To the denizens of Destiny, I have a message you [b]must[/b] heed from the future. Nostradamus was a seer in his time and looked to the future predicting calamities to come. In 2003 Bungie purchased an ancient text written by Nostradamus off of an "Amazon" (unclear as to what this was..) which prophesized the coming of the Darkness. Take heed Guardians of the past, your role in "Destiny" is to act out a futuristic simulation of capabilities to combat the darkness in the future, as predicted by Nostradamus. You don't know how important the repetitive grind really is! It will give your future race the data needed to develop new combat strategies against the Darkness! Ensure you continue to down Atheon, it is essential. Worry not about "armour drops" Bungie got that wrong.. Each guardian is of a different size and armour isn't "one size fits all". Our Guardian outfitters take care of that. Remember Guardians of the past, your light will illuminate the future - shrouded in Darkness. Do not forget the Vex, you must remember above all else to e ~ [b]Transmission Ended[/b]
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3 RepliesEdited by 6 speed: 12/29/2014 11:43:35 AMGUIS! I'm from the year 2345. Destiny 18 just released, it's a remastered version of first Destiny. They kidnapped Marty from the past as well as other key members from the old bungie that are/were working for 343i. At some point in the time stream (we're not sure when) Deej is frozen and then reanimated, given cybernetic implants and now runs a hybrid gaming studio that includes the perserved heads of Bioware, Bethesda and Bungie. Destiny 18 restores all the missing story elements from the original release. Guis, I.... I have to go, they are listening. All the time streams are jumbled up. Bungie runs everything now. EVERYTHING. Religion, Government, every aspect of society is strictly monitored by our bungie overlords. OH....OH shit... Aetheon is coming, I gotta go before I'm erased in time. If you get this message, do something! Save your future!
